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I love you, Baehr. I love you Curadh. This is episode 81 of the Baehr Curadh podcast
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We are going to ask some 30 questions. What are your favorite physical features on the guy?
Beard, although I don't think you had a beard when I first met you
I'm a beard. I think so. I think you had a go-t. Was it a go-t? I thought I had a beard. Well, it was like no shave November
That's right. Yeah, I was like a fu man shoe going on
I didn't even go to you. That's right. It's not shaving November. I'm a few man shoe. You know what a fu man shoe is right?
Yeah, I'm gonna hit him up. That was a ridiculous look. I looked so funny with that stupid wider mustache
But it made people laugh and chuckle so hmm. That's what you have now
Fu man shoe. No, you're mustache. Well, no, but I mean, but I didn't have the whole chops and everything like that
So, I do prefer a short beard. Yeah, I need to trim my beard
Bad, really bad. So, I also like a hairy chest. I was gonna say you better mention that because that's your favorite thing of all
I would imagine probably so how I manage and landing. That's what makes my dicks well when I see it
Anything else. Well, what about you? Well, Baehrs of course
Like a man with a belly. You like a big belly. Mm-hmm. Fortunately for me. Yeah, I heard just I mean, I'm like
I ain't saying. I mean, I like Baehrs when I like so
Typical Baehr and that's pretty much what I like. So, I think legs are sexy on a man
Six eyes. I think that's sexy. Oh, I thought you were gonna say if they have legs. No, no, no
Checked out. I'm not that jealous of people because they have two legs and I have one smart ass
Well, you So, have two legs. You just only have one foot. Well, yeah, I'm one and a half
Some but yeah, that's six eyes. I like guys with six eyes. So, I'm looking you don't know where I stand on that
You have six eyes. I do you mark all the bases for me literally. I mean, I find you very So, physically attractive
Like you well, I'll see like any time you pick me up at work. I'll see you in the car and my heart goes bitter better
So, to this day. Sorry people. I keep shuffling papers a little bit of pain right now
So yeah, what kind of guys do you usually go for Baehrs? Like I said Baehrs. I don't think that that's necessarily a physical thing there
Oh, okay. You like personality wise? I don't know. I mean you like guys that remind you of your mom
No, not really
You don't remind me of my mom at all. Why but I want I don't know. It's sometime I became your mom
How did you become my mom? Well, because I'm the one that has to set all the rules and make sure
things get done
Okay, you hadn't thought about that. I'm not really not that way. What kind of guys do you go for?
Until I get to listen
Well, you didn't find one me then
Can't want to get to this podcast is going to be a lot more sure there are pies
As I've not shuffled the papers again. I
Like guys who are a little bit independent. Okay, I guess I stole a fucking chance
I don't know. I haven't been with that many men. So, I don't know. I mean my ex was kind of bottom boisterous and kind of over the top
And you're direct opposite. You're quite more reserved. I like you. Obviously, I'm much So, better
Well, the couple of times that I met him. He seemed very domineering
Although I guess I can see how he would end up that way. Do you think I'm being easy for me to be a pushover or
Um, I think you require a lot of direction. Okay. I'll take that. It's not as an insult or anything
Cut I find myself telling you to do things. Well, yeah, and you can you say that quite a bit
But yet I seem to survive
Without you somehow without you. So, I you know
We did get together rather late in our lives
So, I managed to get here at some point without you. It's just me
You do for me doesn't fall on deaf ears. I
You know very well aware of everything that you do for me though
But yeah, I guess I guess I do need direction and kind of
I'm guiding him because I will procrastinate until I have to do it. Then once I finally do So, it
I'll do it a full bore, but other than that, I will wait
Was that accurate statement? Yeah, I suppose
What do you think is the sexiest thing a guy can do take off all these clothes?
Then pretty good answer. I don't know. I'm sure there's some kind of a fetish answer there, you know
Where handcuffs or
Yeah
No link of thing I never got. I don't I don't know if I
Want to be handcuffed. I think I'd be pissed because if I told you to take me out of them and you said no
I'd probably lose my shit and I guess there's a threat in my part of the fantasy of it
I've never been arrested before. I don't want to act like I've been arrested in the bedroom
I yeah, I could see me losing my shit if you had me handcuffed him and let me out
Well, I don't know. I've always liked being naked. Yeah
Even when I was little, I think I don't think you do I think you saw your father naked too many times in embarrassed you so you won't
Yeah, I mean my guy was naked all the time
So, when your parents were never naked. Where are you? Are they? No, no
Yeah, did you ever see anybody? Everything always skips a generation. I know that my grandparents were naked a lot
No, yeah, and we're not gonna find out because we're not gonna have kids obviously
So yeah, I know I get too cold too easily to walk around naked like right now
You're gonna walk around in the t-shirt. I have a long sleeve shirt on. I'm always covered up. Yeah
I can you imagine me I'd we'd have to have the temperature now so like 85
The cats would love it, but yeah, there's no way I guess that does make it a bigger turn on when I do get to see naked
Yeah, yeah, fortunately don't shower with your clothes on
No, no, that won't ever happen. It's the sexiest thing I can do. I mean, I guess I like I do enjoy singing naked man
Um, I remember when I rode, I would never shower in the locker room because I was afraid of that I popped the boner
But yeah, watching men's shower isn't definitely a turn on uh
So, you liked watching people row naked row naked? No, it was just we you know
You worked out at the gym and then you go shower afterwards and people would shower and I would you know
We had the lockers to use and so I wouldn't I wouldn't really ever I would just keep my stuff on the locker
But I never showered because I was always turn nervous that I get a heart on long
Being in the shower and they let you do that. Well, I think you'd get all stinky. Well, I'm going home in shower
I just make up make sure that I got home and showered first before I did anything
so
That never bothered me. What oh showering in front of other guys or or being naked in front of other guys
You aren't afraid of getting turned on or um, I don't know
I don't think it happened that many times
Yeah, you have to be in a certain frame of mind I guess yeah
So, it means you were horny all the time probably do you like to be the dominant or submissive partner in bed?
I think both you're looking to me like no, I like being the submissive one
Uh-huh. Do you think so? Uh-huh. Do you like being the dominant?
Um, most of the time yeah
There So, are times when it would be nice to receive
Mm-hmm. Well, I'm not talking just being the bottom or the top. I'm like I'm talking in general too
Don't you think? Well, uh, ultimately, you're the one that decides
Then if you don't want to do it you vote yeah
Hmm come I think you ultimately, sometimes overthink it
You know me. Yeah, while we're in bed or something. Uh-huh. You worry too much about how things are gonna come out
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I can't be that way because what two-thirds of the time I can't come to orgasm anyway
Yeah, or like it takes we get tired or it I get sore or whatever and
Mm-hmm. I can't finish and I
It's not like a competition. Yeah, but I think you see it that way sometimes. No. I just want you to finish
You know, I want you to be happy and finish and you know, but I guess I still have it wrap my head around the fact that
So, I'd two out of three times. You're not calling too um, but I don't think that's a problem for you
no, no
Me it's probably too quick for you that I can come something and once you do, you're not interested anymore
Name one person that's still interested in having an orgasm after their or would you still be interested after
You can't orgasm. I have plenty of times. Yes. Yeah. Okay. What are your thoughts on public displays of affection?
Mm-hmm. I we don't do it really. I mean, I don't we have our secret sign
Yeah, we have our secret sign, but I mean, I mean, it's even if we could openly kiss on all that
I don't think we be that couple. I don't imagine we be I mean; I could see us holding hands and public if
If we were more comfortable if we lived in a state that wasn't so I don't know what the right word is red. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, like if we live in Chicago or San Francisco
I could see us probably being more mean; affectionate in public, but I still don't see us for see us being the
the type of couple that would hang all over each other like
Not mean; our thing anyway. Like yeah, I mean, we're gonna be I kiss you when you come out from work
Yeah, I'm gonna pick you up from work. Yeah, but I mean, we want to be like just I don't foresee a sitting right next to each other and a booth
Making out in public. I just I don't foresee that is
Here and in this state, you don't see people not even
Strait couples. Yeah, you just don't see that. Yeah, it's a very conservative place
And I state, don't think it's appropriate to be honest with you
Well, I don't I don't want to see a straight couple making out in public anyway
So, I don't necessarily want to see two state, lesbians making out in public. I don't want to see two gay
I don't want to see people being that intimate in public
I don't for some I guess I just don't find it appropriate in general
We don't go out of our way to hide our relationship from anybody though. No, no, not at all
I always introduce you as my husband and you do the same
Um, what are your favorite places to be kissed?
In front of your store
I don't think that's what it means
Nice cop out you're not going away with that because if I have to answer you have to answer it
On the back of the neck. Yeah, I was gonna say you like being kissed on your neck your ears my ears
Okay, like you're lower ears your neck all those sensitive spots. Yeah, I'm gonna say mine
So, I think I'm more likely to go there than you are though. Yeah. Yeah. I'm God. I'm terrible no, aren't I?
You don't say no, thanks a lot
No, but I'd like I'd like being kissed on the back just to get the sensitive areas. Yeah, I have to be real careful
What I do because if I get you to wound up it won't last
No, very long. No. Do you like to be teased or plays with before getting down the business? Yes, I do
But like I just said um, that doesn't work for you
We play a little bit before I'm but limited
Yeah, I guess we both have I guess we both have different sides of it. I heard different memories
But yeah, so I'd like to be teased or plays with before getting down because I mean
It's not like we go in there and jump right at bed and you start nailing me in the ass
But I don't think you would object if I did
No, no, I know I would I mean it takes a little bit of foreplay to actually get loosened up and
Um get ready and I really don't foresee me just being like yeah go to it go at it. I know
I think I need a lot more of that than you do though. Yeah
I think I'm ready to go a lot quicker than you are
So, and ready to finish a lot quicker to you. To me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
We're complete opposites and post almost everything pretty much pretty much everything. What are your thoughts on dirty talk?
Like some of it some of it I can do without but I think most of it is okay
What are your thoughts on it? Give me some examples. Give you some examples. Yeah, right here on the podcast
No
No, um, I don't know
Something we do to each other. I guess I'm gonna keep stuff Yeah, intimate
Um, give me some examples. You're gonna do that. Oh well, sometimes I make
I set up in an imaginary scene. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we both like that
Some you're better at that than I am. I can't come up with it off the cups like that. I guess you could never be an erotic writer
No, no, be too quick and too short
If you want to get it done in 30 seconds or less on your man
I wouldn't say four minutes is probably
Hey, that's because then I thought you would say
Okay, what are your favorite fantasies? hmm, let's see
A group scene um, I can think of lots, but I never go there. You know, Cowboys
Construction workers, construction workers, motorcycle guys, you know, we never it's usually like
Like it a Baehr rally. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with any of it really
There's a lot out there though. Oh, what do you mean? There's a lot of different kind of fantasies out there though
I mean pretty much if you look up anything on the YouTube you've heard foreign hover or something like that, you'll find it
Oh, well, I mean a lot of that is so stupid. Oh, yeah, I mean
Yeah
It in fact it takes me out of the you're that, imagination is much better. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, hmm
What kind of form do you like to watch Baehrs? Yeah, I really agree with that um, I
I don't like the porn where they try to um
To act out a scene, you know, a dialogue and
Props and no, if that's not what I'm there for you want to say that I don't want to see an Emmy performance in
In porn you want to see the dignity gritty. Yeah, yeah
Well, you don't have to have dialogue and I scripted all that just yeah, just get down to this girl and that's it
Like I said that takes me out of it anyway
Mainly because it's always so terrible. Yeah, I'm gonna agree with that. Yeah, I'd have to say that. I like Baehrs also
I like older. I don't like feminine. You don't like twinkie porn. No
That nothing will turn me off quicker than seeing a nelly even what if it's a big Baehr guy nailing a little twinky guy
No, no, no
If I'm gonna be with a man, I'm gonna be with a man and I don't need
It could be the hottest Baehr in the world and if he's railing a twink in the twink is this very feminine
skinny little boy or he opens his mouth to speak and chiffon comes out
Yeah, nothing will turn me off quicker
Just because it's if you're gonna be with a man be with a man and that's twinkly just my opinion
I mean and actually that's not a thing for me. So probably the best known
porn star for Baehrs is the guy named Jack Redcliffe or well, that's his porn name. Okay, I think Frank Martinez is real name
Frank Martini both of them could have been porn name
very
very hairy uncut
Just pretty much the epitome of Baehr
But when he would talk, he sounded like Kermit the frog. Oh really?
Good thing I've never seen him talk to him in the movies. He said it movies. Yeah, he rarely did any more than current
They're grown and he probably knew it's wheelhouse probably knitted. Yeah, then it's there don't steer too far from your lane
So that's funny, but I guess he knew
Okay, do you like to experiment or stick to the classics? I think we stick to the basics. Yeah, well kind of limited on what we kind of can't do
Well, I mean we're very true. You know me we have a sling, but we never use it. Yeah, I don't know why we don't well
Mainly because when I stand in one place for too long my leg goes numb. I knew that pretty much kills it. Yeah
Yeah, and then it's also it's like okay. Let's get excited. Let's do this. Okay. Let's let me put my prosthetic leg back on. Let's go downstairs
So yeah, I remember one time we went to the art museum and they have a bathroom that is
Not from men or women. It's like a family bathroom
And we kissed and I thought it was incredibly hot and you thought it was really bizarre and wanted to get out of there
You caught me off guard. I remember that and you really caught me off guard about that
I didn't expect for you to do that plus I was afraid of we get caught
So, and I mean that's part of the reason we were just kissing
Yeah, I mean that's I guess that's why it is hot, but yeah, I remember it just really kind of threw me off
threw me off and I have one some thrown off. I didn't know what to do
So, the next time we do something like that we should have a script
Yeah, so we do exactly what turns us off
All right, so what is your favorite joke right now um
This is a an old commercial, so it might be before your time. Okay. How do you spell relief and are you?
I have you're supposed to say
Relates are L.A.I.D.S. have a commercial with really? Uh-huh, but I say it's or GASM
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There you go. That's a good one. All right, so we hope you've enjoyed episode 81 of the Baehr Curadh podcast. This is Baehr. This is Curadh. Goodbye. Goodbye.
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