This is episode 142 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast. We are going to go talk about stupid things tRump has said.
To a female reporter... "We could say... that look doesn't matter, but the look obviously matters. Like you wouldn't have your job if you weren't beautiful."
To a contestant on The Apprentice... "That must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees."
"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me -- consciously or unconsciously."
"I believe in winning. I'm very good at winning."
"Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score."
"If someone screws you, screw them back."
"How many bald eagles did wind turbines kill today? They are an environmental disaster."
"People are chopping off other people's heads and then we're worried about waterboarding."
"[John McCain]'s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured."
"No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses -- one vaccine at a time, over time."
"I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created."
"I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th."
On gay marriage... "It's like in golf. A lot of people -- I don't want this to sound trivial -- but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It's weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it."
"While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct."
"We're diplomatic in our country and everybody hates us all over the world. We're politically correct and the world hates the United States."
"Rosie [O'Donnell]'s a person who's very lucky to have her girlfriend and she better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to pick up her girlfriend. Why would she stay with Rosie if she had another choice?"
"We're all a little chubby but Rosie's just worse than most of us. But it's not the chubbiness -- Rosie is a very unattractive person, both inside and out."
"An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."
"Why is Obama playing basketball today? That is why our country is in trouble!"
"Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood!"
On Mexicans... "They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."
"I like Mexico."
"What a sad thing that the memory of Nelson Mandela will be stained by the phony sign language moron who is in every picture at funeral!"
"While I can't honestly say I need an 80-foot living room, I get a kick out of having one."
"Remember, new environment friendly light bulbs can cause cancer."
On Ivanka... "She does have a very nice figure...if [she] weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
"I think I would probably get along very well with Russia. I think I would probably get along very well with Putin. I think I would probably get along very well with the people of China."
"Arianna Huff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man -- he made a good decision."
"I was the first and only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. [Mike] Huckabee copied me."
"I play to people's fantasies. It's an innocent form of exaggeration -- and a very effective form of promotion."
"Part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich."
"What a great honor it must be for you to honor me tonight."
"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -- and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."
"What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trump's hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion f--king dollars in the bank."
"This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps, and our GW scientists are stuck in ice."
"This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!"
"The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA infected people back. People that go, to far away places, to help out are great -- but must suffer the consequences!"
"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?"
"I don't have a racist bone in my body." .
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