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This is episode 158 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.
We're going to talk about low-hanging fruit.
Okay.
Well, I guess we should cover this first, too.
You went to Theorosa's Bridge last week.
Yes.
Okay, how did that go?
We were going to go together because you had both days of the weekend.
Mm-hmm.
But you messed up something on your prosthetic, and by the time I got it fixed, you were in no mood to go.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I was a little irritated at that point.
But you went the following night.
Yes.
So?
It was interesting.
Okay.
It was the first time I used an EMF meter that actually went off when I asked questions.
Okay.
You've always said that I ask way too many questions.
Well, when I started asking questions, it started going off, and then about halfway through, it, like, stopped.
Hmm.
Like, it got tired of my questions.
Did it?
So maybe it agrees with me?
I guess so.
One of fewer words, I guess.
Hmm.
That's funny.
There was a place in the recording that had a waveform.
It sounded like a voice.
Mm-hmm.
But when I turned the amplitude way up, I figured out it was a car in the distance.
Okay.
Well, that's a bummer.
And there was a hum at 130 hertz that would get louder and softer and louder and softer, and I could not hear it yet.
I don't think you can hear anything below 200 hertz, but it was on the recording.
Hmm.
Yeah.
If anybody knows...
Has any idea what that sound could be, I'd be interested to know.
Yeah.
Maybe you need to find out.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
But I got no EVPs or anything like that.
Hmm.
That's too bad.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
Here's the low-hanging fruit of the week.
On vacation, Vance, the vice president, has a park service raise the river so he can go kayaking.
Mm-hmm.
Vice President Vance had the Army Corps of Engineers raise the water level of a river in Ohio so he could kayak with his family for his 41st birthday.
I think the word there is entitlement.
Yeah.
Completely.
And it's not like he paid to have them do that.
Oh, no.
No.
We paid for him to do that.
Mm-hmm.
Just so he can go on a float trip.
And I don't know.
Democrats do things, too, but it seems to me like they give some thought into things that they do and try to, I don't know, at least weigh the consequences.
Yeah.
See how bad the...
Well, you said the consequences would be.
But...
I...
They don't care.
They...
There is no consequences for them.
No.
That's the...
Well, they can't do wrong.
They can't do any wrong in their followers' eyes.
Mm-hmm.
So, I mean, there's probably yahoos out there saying, give it some more.
Give him some more water, you know, if he needs it.
There's plenty of it to go around.
Hm.
Idiots.
So.
All right.
Trump's still raging.
We're talking about, quote, rigged job reports.
This is a quote from Trump.
We've cut drug prices by 1,200, 1,300, 1,400, 1,500 percent.
I don't mean 50 percent.
I mean 1,400, 1,500 percent.
This is what Trump told the press.
Mm-hmm.
Of course, that would mean all drugs are free and people actually get paid to receive them.
Wow.
But the hand-picked gaggle of journalists there knew not to point that out.
All right.
You would think he would know about percentages and money and stuff like that, but...
He's an idiot.
Just whatever...
Comes in the...
Whatever floats to the top of his brain comes out of his mouth.
Mm-hmm.
That little marble-sized brain.
I think we've proven what floats to the top.
That little marble-sized brain comes out of his mouth.
So, this is all his own doing.
It's just when it's coming back.
Everything good, he did.
Everything bad, somebody did to him.
Oh, yeah.
Well, didn't you have pictures?
Nothing.
I'm losing my mind.
Uh-huh.
Nothing.
Uh-huh.
Just agreeing with you.
Uh-huh.
All right.
New immigration policy bans visas for trans athletes.
Quote, not in the national interest.
This is kind of long.
U.S. citizenship.
And Immigration Services, U-S-C-I-S, has issued policy updates.
Effective immediately to prevent trans women athletes abroad from entering the country to compete in sports competitions.
The agency said the updates are in accordance with an executive order against trans athletes that directed the Department of Homeland Security to bar entry to transgender women from other countries who want to play sports in the United States.
This is a solution looking for a problem.
Uh-huh.
Of the, I don't know, something like 6,000 different, well, we're talking about Olympics here.
Of the 6,000 Olympic athletes, there was .02% of them who were transgendered women.
Huh.
Uh-huh.
That's so small, that's ridiculous.
Uh-huh.
Well below any kind of averages.
Oh, yeah.
Way below.
Uh-huh.
It's, it's, it's, it's like, uh, Salem witch trials.
They're just looking for things that aren't.
A boogeyman.
Yeah.
It's sad, especially for such poor persecuted people.
And we've come to a point where everything is us versus them.
Uh-huh.
Everything.
And everything's a battle.
And they've made transgendered people them.
Uh-huh.
Yep.
And if this was 20 years ago, it'd be us.
Uh-huh.
Exactly.
It's just, uh, it's like you said, it's a ghost chase.
Uh-huh.
So, it's too bad.
Because these people just want to compete.
You know?
All right.
This one's really irritating.
Kennedy Center to drop rainbow from award wib...
Let me do that again.
Try, you try to say that 10 times fast.
Kennedy Center to drop a rainbow...
Kennedy Center to drop rainbow from award wib...
From a ward ribbon.
I'm going to have to leave every bit of that in.
I know you are.
The Kennedy Center is likely dropping its famous rainbow ribbon
following Donald Trump's takeover of the cultural institution.
The ribbon for the Lifetime Achievement Medallion
will likely be redesigned, possibly with a gold ribbon instead.
Hmm. Okay.
Donald Trump has a gold finish.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, he has just ruined the White House with gold leaf everywhere.
Oh, yeah.
Gold toilets, gold everything.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
It's raunchy, too.
It's just raunchy.
It looks like a 10-cent millionaire moved in, yes.
He doesn't have any class at all.
At all.
He's brought shame upon this whole country.
The office, everything.
That's a good point.
Internationally, the damage is going to be for decades.
What if there's a big World War III year or something?
I mean, he's going to be in charge of everything.
Wait until he invokes martial law one day.
Hmm.
Wah, wah, wah.
Hmm.
I'm going to be surprised if it does happen someday.
Yeah, but that quote from Star Wars where Darth Vader comes in and says
the emperor has dissolved the Senate.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, he's coming.
Oh, yeah.
Just another thing to piss us all off.
All right.
Texas Trump Burger chain owner arrested by ICE.
This is great.
An ICE spokesperson said, despite false claims to the contrary, Roland Merez Beeney, too
bad it wasn't Beener, does not have any immigration benefits that prevented his arrest or removal
from the United States.
Beeney is an illegal alien.
An immigration judge granted him bond on June 13th.
June 13th, while his case continues.
Hmm.
So.
Kind of like the Latin people that you see walking around with Make America Great Again
hats, who think they're going to slide into the radar or something.
They're just barely getting by right now.
Mm-hmm.
So.
Yeah, that's karma, bitch.
That's karma.
Karma just came up and snuck and bit that dude in the ass, and good for it.
You know what prompted all this?
What?
He had a sham wedding.
The guy did?
Uh-huh.
Really?
Married an American woman, and she turned him in and said he was abusive, and...
Wow.
Well, that sucked on the double edge.
You know, that sucks.
Double-A sucks for him, then.
So now he's not a citizen, and he's getting divorced.
That's awesome.
And probably lose half of his Trump burger business.
Good.
Probably wasn't very good anyway.
I'm joking.
I wouldn't eat there anyway.
15 minutes of fame.
Yeah.
I wouldn't eat there anyway if I knew that he was a Trump supporter.
Hmm.
So.
All right.
This is going to be a short episode, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Trump claims he, quote, probably won't seek third term.
Let that sink in for a minute.
This is what's real scary.
No longer is it going to be a...
Probably true.
He won't seek a third term.
He'll just take over.
Mm-hmm.
It's no longer going to be a presidentship.
It's going to be a monarchy.
He'll call it president like Putin does, but...
No one's ever going to have a chance of winning it.
Yeah.
Um.
And I don't know.
We probably won't even have a chance to say, I told you so, because they'll probably round
us up by then.
Well, hopefully not, but probably.
So, that's something we get to look forward to.
Mm-hmm.
I'm all in my eyes.
So.
All right.
Well, that's a quick podcast.
That's probably one of the quickest ones we've ever done.
Do you have any jokes for us this week?
Yes.
It's another headline.
Okay.
Trump announces...
Trump announces 100% tariff on semiconductors.
He probably thinks semiconductors are a part-time orchestra leader.
Probably.
That's good.
What a buffoon.
All right.
This was episode 158 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.
This is Baehr.
And Curadh
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