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 Hello from Baehr and Curadh, a podcast from the Land of Awes Information Services.

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 I love you, Curadh.

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 I love you, Baehr.

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 This is episode 159 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.

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 We're going to talk about curious things.

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 Okay.

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 Do you want me to start and we're going to go back and forth?

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 Okay.

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 Can you swim?

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 No.

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 Like a rock?

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 Absolutely not.

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 No, you cannot.

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 And it's not for lack of trying.

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 No.

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 I've had lessons like three times.

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 I will give you that.

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 Yes, you have.

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 You have tried.

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 But I can attest to the fact that he does not know how to swim.

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 I can swim, on the other hand, like a fish.

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 Even with a leg missing, I can still swim really well.

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 Just around in circles.

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 Yeah, yeah.

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 But I can still swim.

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 Hey, I can still swim.

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 You can't.

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 I remember when I first lost my leg.

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 Do you remember this?

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 Mm-hmm.

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 When we went swimming and I thought you were going to lose your mind.

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 Just to paint the picture, it's right after I lost my leg.

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 So, we're still getting to know each other.

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 It's that summer, pretty much, after I lost my leg.

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 And we go over to the pool in my apartment.

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 And I'm in, you know, granted, I don't have my prosthetic yet.

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 I'm in my walker.

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 And I, we go in the pool area and I just hop right over to the deepest end and jump in.

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 Well, not knowing he didn't know how to swim, not knowing, he didn't know that I knew how to swim.

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 He starts freaking out.

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 I'm in the bottom of the pool with my eyes open, swimming around.

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 And he's running around the edge of the pool yelling for me.

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 Not knowing.

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 Not knowing what to do because he can't swim.

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 Well, and I didn't know if you could swim or not.

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 And I couldn't have saved you.

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 Yeah, and he couldn't have saved me.

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 So, he just, and then I just look up and I see the sheer look of horror on his face.

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 I felt so bad after I got to the surface.

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 Told him that I was fine and everything.

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 But, yeah, I guess those were probably a pretty scary few moments for you, weren't they?

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 Mm-hmm.

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 Yeah, I'm sorry, Bear.

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 But, yeah, I'll never forget that.

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 But, yeah.

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 Well, I have a life insurance policy on you now.

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 Now you're like, here.

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 Here you are.

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 You want a few breaks to hold while you jump in there?

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 Yeah, so I can swim quite well, but not like I used to.

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 So.

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 Do you have trouble swallowing pills?

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 No.

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 Probably a champion at it by now.

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 Do you?

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 I never did, but now that I have dentures, I can't.

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 Really?

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 Do you try to take them without the dentures in?

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 Um, the problem is, all my life I've known that when I put a pill in my mouth, I can

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 hold it between my tongue and the roof of my mouth and know exactly where it is.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 I can't do that anymore.

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 That's true.

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 So, they just kind of end up in my throat whenever, and I choke on them.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 Yeah, it's...

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 That's not good.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 It's going to be fun to learn.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 Yeah, no, when I was a kid, I had a hard time swallowing pills.

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 I would throw them up all the time.

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 And then as I've gotten older, yeah, it's not good.

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 It's not a problem.

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 So...

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 They have cups for that.

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 What?

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 It's a cup.

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 You put water in it.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 And it has a little pocket up by the, where you hold your mouth.

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 Oh, okay.

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 You put the pill in there.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 And when you drink the water, the pill just goes right in with the water.

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 Hmm.

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 Well, I didn't know that.

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 That's kind of neat.

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 So simple, and it's only, you know, people buy it, and the person becomes a billionaire.

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 Probably only works for one pill, and then it gets wet.

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 Probably.

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 Probably.

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 It's too bad.

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 All right.

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 Do you have trouble thinking of things to say in casual conversation?

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 All the time.

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 Really?

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 Mm-hmm.

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 You?

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 Mm-hmm.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 That's why we have these outlines for the podcast.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 Oh, I know.

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 I'm trying to think.

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 Do you think I have a hard time in casual conversation?

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 Why do you say it that way?

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 Because I can talk to a wall and be completely entertained.

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 Go on, say it.

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 To entertain some people, all you have to do is listen.

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 Yeah, so that's all you have to do.

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 Thank you, smartass.

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 And the family I grew up in, I could never get a word in there twice anyway.

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 I didn't even try to talk.

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 It's a wonder I ever learned.

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 That's true.

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 Yeah, I don't have a hard time talking in casual conversation.

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 I don't have a hard time talking in casual conversation either, so.

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 But you, yeah, I think you get annoyed by people to have casual conversation.

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 Right, especially when it's something inane that nobody cares about.

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 Not even them.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 Let's see, man.

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 I don't want to talk unless I have something to say.

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 Same when you host a podcast.

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 Wow.

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 There's so many things I could say about that.

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 Your turn.

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 Do you rehearse conversations in your head before you have them?

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 No, I don't.

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 Absolutely, I do.

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 Well, this is kind of rehearsing.

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 Especially when we go out to dinner or something, I have to make a list in my head of things

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 to talk about, because otherwise I'll just sit there.

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 You think so?

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 You do like a whole dinner, or?

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 It's like when you go to talk to your boss about getting a raise.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 You know, you rehearse.

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 You rehearse.

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 Beforehand.

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 At least in your head.

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 Yeah, I don't think I do.

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 Sometimes I probably should.

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 How many times has your boss said,

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 Kuro, you can't say that?

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 Not very often.

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 So, I guess I'm lucky there.

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 You just wait until they leave, and then you say it.

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 Yeah, pretty much.

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 Pretty much, it's mom's word.

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 Alright.

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 This one grosses me out.

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 Do you find feet attractive?

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 Okay, we're on the same page there.

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 There's a reason they're called hooves.

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 They're not...

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 Ugh.

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 Mwah.

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 Yeah, feet are not attractive.

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 See, I married the right guy, because I only have one.

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 One of your feet to look at.

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 Yeah, exactly.

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 Alright, yeah.

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 I dislike feet so much, I'd cut one of them off.

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 Yeah, I don't like feet either.

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 Not to yuck someone's hum, but, you know, if you're into feet, that's fine.

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 You probably don't like a hairy chest the way I do either.

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 Yeah.

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 So...

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 I'll get the next one too, okay?

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 When the battery on your television remote gets weak, do you try to compensate by pressing the buttons harder?

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 Don't lie.

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 Don't you dare lie, because I know you push them harder.

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 Everybody on Earth...

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 Who does that?

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 Everybody on Earth does that.

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 They'll do it at least once.

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 Listen, don't tell me you didn't.

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 Everybody does it, though.

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 As much as you will not want to admit it, I've thought long and hard about this.

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 Pressing the button doesn't make it work.

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 But I guarantee you, you still do it.

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 I guarantee you do it.

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 Even if you don't even think about doing it, you still do it.

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 You still will go, lift your hand up and point it at the thing and, like, shake the remote.

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 And people call it a clicker, and they don't click.

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 They don't click either.

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 But, yeah.

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 I guarantee you still pick it up and the remote at the TV and either shake it or push the button down it.

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 Shake it.

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 That's even worse.

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 Yes.

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 But I guarantee people do it.

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 Well, if it's starting to go out, if the remote is going bad, not just the batteries,

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 sometimes the buttons won't make contact and you do have to press.

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 It's longer or harder or whatever to make them work.

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 That's when it's time to get a new remote.

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 You going to get the next one?

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 Mm-hmm.

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 Does it bother you when other people make noises while eating?

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 It depends upon the noises.

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 There's an old co-worker of mine that when he would eat, it sounded like he was, I imagine

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 that's probably the same noise he makes when he's having sex.

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 Making yummy noises?

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 Yeah.

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 I'm like, mm, mm, mm.

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 And then it's like, you're creeping me out.

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 Stop it.

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 It's very creepy.

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 And it's eerie.

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 Yeah.

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 It's just, yeah.

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 And we would call him out on it, too.

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 And he wouldn't stop.

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 He just, I think he did it inadvertently.

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 I'm like, just take it to the back room.

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 Just go eat your lunch in privacy.

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 Because that's where it seems to be headed.

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 So, do you?

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 Um, I guess I haven't noticed.

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 Do I?

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 No.

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 No, you don't.

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 Okay.

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 I was going to be so ashamed if I did.

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 Asians slurp their food.

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 Yeah.

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 I mean, it's in their culture.

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 That's what they do.

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 Hmm.

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 Especially, like, eating noodles out of a bowl with chopsticks.

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 You have to slurp those noodles.

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 Well, there's a difference between me eating a sloppy plate and then making sex noises

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 while you're eating.

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 Like, the clanking of the forks or the chopsticks and the knives and stuff like that.

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 That's one thing.

269
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 But, yeah, to sit there moaning groan while you're eating.

270
00:09:48.873 --> 00:09:50.533
 Hmm.

271
00:09:50.533 --> 00:09:51.253
 Come on.

272
00:09:51.253 --> 00:09:53.173
 Yeah, we've all had really good food.

273
00:09:53.173 --> 00:09:53.993
 But to do that.

274
00:09:53.993 --> 00:10:00.853
 Well, um, there's been some times during sex that I wish the other person would make a

275
00:10:00.853 --> 00:10:03.033
 little noise just so I would know what they liked.

276
00:10:03.033 --> 00:10:04.893
 So, okay.

277
00:10:04.893 --> 00:10:08.973
 What do you think of piercings?

278
00:10:11.053 --> 00:10:16.553
 I don't really think about them one way or another.

279
00:10:16.553 --> 00:10:28.693
 If somebody has lots of them, I don't know, I'm kind of fascinated and disgusted at the

280
00:10:28.693 --> 00:10:29.493
 same time.

281
00:10:29.493 --> 00:10:33.873
 What fascinates you about them?

282
00:10:33.873 --> 00:10:36.573
 Just why.

283
00:10:36.573 --> 00:10:37.393
 Yeah.

284
00:10:37.393 --> 00:10:38.373
 What disgusts you about them?

285
00:10:38.373 --> 00:10:40.593
 I think I already have enough holes in my head.

286
00:10:40.893 --> 00:10:41.873
 I don't need any more.

287
00:10:41.873 --> 00:10:43.653
 What disgusts you about them?

288
00:10:43.653 --> 00:10:49.653
 Usually, there are two parts of the body that really shouldn't be.

289
00:10:49.653 --> 00:10:50.893
 They're pierced?

290
00:10:50.893 --> 00:10:51.473
 Mm-hmm.

291
00:10:51.473 --> 00:10:51.853
 Yeah.

292
00:10:51.853 --> 00:10:54.313
 I guess I'm the same way.

293
00:10:54.313 --> 00:10:59.013
 I've thought about getting the, was it Prince Albert?

294
00:10:59.013 --> 00:10:59.813
 Mm-hmm.

295
00:10:59.813 --> 00:11:00.613
 When I was younger.

296
00:11:00.613 --> 00:11:02.113
 And I'm glad I didn't do that.

297
00:11:02.113 --> 00:11:04.053
 But, yeah, I just.

298
00:11:04.053 --> 00:11:08.593
 The first time I met a guy who had one.

299
00:11:08.593 --> 00:11:09.113
 Mm-hmm.

300
00:11:09.113 --> 00:11:10.173
 Oh, I.

301
00:11:10.733 --> 00:11:11.193
 Check his teeth.

302
00:11:11.193 --> 00:11:13.073
 I asked him if he, if it hurt.

303
00:11:13.073 --> 00:11:13.453
 Mm-hmm.

304
00:11:13.453 --> 00:11:15.173
 He says, yes, I got an erection.

305
00:11:15.173 --> 00:11:16.093
 Wow.

306
00:11:16.093 --> 00:11:18.293
 It hurt so bad I got a hard-on.

307
00:11:18.293 --> 00:11:18.753
 Uh-huh.

308
00:11:18.753 --> 00:11:27.433
 He said his dick was like a yo-yo because it was a new feeling and he would be stimulated

309
00:11:27.433 --> 00:11:34.513
 by that and he'd get an erection and then that would stretch it out and it would hurt

310
00:11:34.513 --> 00:11:35.413
 and it would go down.

311
00:11:35.413 --> 00:11:39.513
 So, his dick just kept going up and down, up, and down, up, and down all the time.

312
00:11:39.513 --> 00:11:40.133
 Wow.

313
00:11:40.573 --> 00:11:41.013
 Yeah.

314
00:11:41.013 --> 00:11:41.893
 I just lose my mind.

315
00:11:41.893 --> 00:11:42.813
 I just don't see.

316
00:11:42.813 --> 00:11:45.493
 Oh.

317
00:11:45.493 --> 00:11:47.393
 Oh, no.

318
00:11:47.393 --> 00:11:51.753
 Yeah, that's why I'm glad I'm, yeah, I think I would chickened out by the time, if I sat

319
00:11:51.753 --> 00:11:52.333
 down and did it.

320
00:11:52.333 --> 00:11:52.953
 I think I'd come.

321
00:11:52.953 --> 00:11:54.333
 That's a very sensitive area.

322
00:11:54.333 --> 00:11:55.033
 Mm-hmm.

323
00:11:55.033 --> 00:11:55.713
 Yeah.

324
00:11:55.713 --> 00:11:56.933
 Putting a hole in your body.

325
00:11:56.933 --> 00:11:57.693
 Yeah.

326
00:11:57.693 --> 00:12:00.053
 I did have my ear pierced once.

327
00:12:00.053 --> 00:12:02.073
 Yeah.

328
00:12:02.073 --> 00:12:02.633
 Really?

329
00:12:02.633 --> 00:12:03.173
 Yeah.

330
00:12:03.173 --> 00:12:07.673
 Above my, my, I guess the upper part of your ear and not where your lobes at.

331
00:12:07.673 --> 00:12:08.073
 Mm-hmm.

332
00:12:08.073 --> 00:12:08.733
 The upper part.

333
00:12:08.733 --> 00:12:09.413
 Why?

334
00:12:10.413 --> 00:12:12.113
 I was a stupid college kid.

335
00:12:12.113 --> 00:12:14.213
 You were at the mall one day and.

336
00:12:14.213 --> 00:12:14.793
 That's where I got it.

337
00:12:14.793 --> 00:12:15.573
 That was in the mall, yeah.

338
00:12:15.573 --> 00:12:16.293
 That's where I, okay.

339
00:12:16.293 --> 00:12:19.033
 So, me and my buddy Mike Anderson, we both got it done.

340
00:12:19.033 --> 00:12:21.073
 But yeah, it's.

341
00:12:21.073 --> 00:12:26.573
 I don't find them erotic, but I don't find them not erotic.

342
00:12:26.573 --> 00:12:26.993
 Mm-hmm.

343
00:12:26.993 --> 00:12:29.533
 I mean, I know that some people do.

344
00:12:29.533 --> 00:12:30.293
 Yeah.

345
00:12:30.293 --> 00:12:40.173
 Well, it's, I can see why people get sexually aroused with them, like, in certain areas.

346
00:12:40.253 --> 00:12:40.953
 Mm-hmm.

347
00:12:40.953 --> 00:12:44.093
 Because in other parts, I think it's just stupid.

348
00:12:44.093 --> 00:12:48.293
 I think a lot of times it's just, oh, let's pierce it just to see if we can pierce it.

349
00:12:48.293 --> 00:12:48.893
 Mm-hmm.

350
00:12:48.893 --> 00:12:53.673
 And it's probably expensive to do and probably expensive to maintain.

351
00:12:53.673 --> 00:12:57.273
 Well, not, that's what's scary.

352
00:12:57.273 --> 00:13:02.673
 Because, I mean, you hear, you hear all these horror stories where, you know.

353
00:13:02.673 --> 00:13:03.833
 Oh, about getting infected.

354
00:13:03.833 --> 00:13:06.273
 Getting infected or you get a pinch in your arm or something.

355
00:13:06.273 --> 00:13:07.253
 Having a drop off or whatever.

356
00:13:07.253 --> 00:13:07.753
 Yeah.

357
00:13:07.753 --> 00:13:07.833
 Yeah.

358
00:13:07.833 --> 00:13:09.813
 So, so I would definitely recommend.

359
00:13:09.893 --> 00:13:15.733
 I just want to let Joe shit the rag man who's got a piercing kit just go ahead and do it

360
00:13:15.733 --> 00:13:16.233
 because, you know.

361
00:13:16.233 --> 00:13:18.193
 Good way to get hepatitis.

362
00:13:18.193 --> 00:13:19.153
 Yeah, exactly.

363
00:13:19.153 --> 00:13:20.913
 So, yeah.

364
00:13:20.913 --> 00:13:22.393
 We'll just leave it at that.

365
00:13:22.393 --> 00:13:25.573
 Have you ever picked your nose in public?

366
00:13:25.573 --> 00:13:27.413
 What do you mean?

367
00:13:27.413 --> 00:13:30.993
 Probably.

368
00:13:30.993 --> 00:13:32.213
 I don't know.

369
00:13:32.213 --> 00:13:34.993
 I have never picked my nose.

370
00:13:34.993 --> 00:13:35.853
 Someone else's nose?

371
00:13:35.853 --> 00:13:38.633
 Because if I could pick my nose, I would have picked a smaller one.

372
00:13:38.633 --> 00:13:38.913
 Yeah.

373
00:13:39.533 --> 00:13:40.713
 You've never picked your nose in public?

374
00:13:40.713 --> 00:13:41.993
 I don't think so.

375
00:13:41.993 --> 00:13:42.293
 Yeah.

376
00:13:42.293 --> 00:13:43.173
 I don't know.

377
00:13:43.173 --> 00:13:45.233
 I don't think, I don't think so.

378
00:13:45.233 --> 00:13:47.413
 I, I really do.

379
00:13:47.413 --> 00:13:51.293
 There's some people who really go for the gold.

380
00:13:51.293 --> 00:13:52.113
 Oh, yeah.

381
00:13:52.113 --> 00:13:53.313
 I mean, they're full board digging.

382
00:13:53.313 --> 00:13:55.393
 I mean, they're looking for gold.

383
00:13:55.393 --> 00:13:58.333
 I mean, and then they look for it.

384
00:13:58.333 --> 00:13:59.493
 Like, when they get it on their fingertips.

385
00:13:59.493 --> 00:13:59.973
 They taste it.

386
00:13:59.973 --> 00:14:03.113
 They spin their finger around like it's, like it's on a spotlight.

387
00:14:03.113 --> 00:14:06.513
 And you hear, like, music singing in the background.

388
00:14:09.173 --> 00:14:11.773
 Oh, I'm all right.

389
00:14:11.773 --> 00:14:17.953
 Does it bother you when someone touches your computer screen with their finger?

390
00:14:17.953 --> 00:14:20.893
 Um, yeah.

391
00:14:20.893 --> 00:14:22.953
 Especially at work.

392
00:14:22.953 --> 00:14:30.733
 And the main reason is my, uh, so the HDMI cord that runs from my computer to my monitor is shot.

393
00:14:30.733 --> 00:14:34.013
 And so, if you bump it the right way, the screen will go out.

394
00:14:34.013 --> 00:14:35.813
 Wow.

395
00:14:35.813 --> 00:14:38.433
 It would cost, like, a whole $9 to fix that.

396
00:14:38.433 --> 00:14:39.053
 I know.

397
00:14:39.053 --> 00:14:40.173
 It's amazing, isn't it?

398
00:14:40.173 --> 00:14:40.493
 Yeah.

399
00:14:40.493 --> 00:14:41.413
 So that's...

400
00:14:41.413 --> 00:14:43.433
 I don't like greasy little spots on my screen.

401
00:14:43.433 --> 00:14:44.213
 On the same line, yeah.

402
00:14:44.213 --> 00:14:44.953
 No, I trust me.

403
00:14:44.953 --> 00:14:46.653
 People know not to touch my computer.

404
00:14:46.653 --> 00:14:48.853
 I've worn them numerous times.

405
00:14:48.853 --> 00:14:53.653
 I have a laser pointer in my, my pencil holder.

406
00:14:53.653 --> 00:14:54.093
 Okay.

407
00:14:54.093 --> 00:14:54.693
 At work.

408
00:14:54.693 --> 00:14:58.813
 And when someone wants to touch my screen, I hand that pointer to them.

409
00:14:58.813 --> 00:14:59.133
 Okay.

410
00:14:59.133 --> 00:15:00.893
 Point to the screen with this.

411
00:15:00.893 --> 00:15:01.113
 Okay.

412
00:15:01.113 --> 00:15:02.153
 Well, that makes sense.

413
00:15:02.153 --> 00:15:07.053
 See, most of the time it's just me pointing out, uh...

414
00:15:07.053 --> 00:15:08.193
 And who knows?

415
00:15:08.193 --> 00:15:08.933
 That person...

416
00:15:08.933 --> 00:15:12.553
 The person who's touching your computer screen, they may have just picked their nose.

417
00:15:12.553 --> 00:15:13.673
 Yep.

418
00:15:13.673 --> 00:15:14.553
 That's very true.

419
00:15:14.553 --> 00:15:18.673
 Hi.

420
00:15:18.673 --> 00:15:22.393
 Do you exhibit any ritualized behaviors?

421
00:15:22.393 --> 00:15:26.713
 That's like checking the back door five times before you go to bed.

422
00:15:26.713 --> 00:15:27.713
 Mm-hmm.

423
00:15:27.713 --> 00:15:28.093
 Yeah.

424
00:15:28.093 --> 00:15:28.613
 Yeah, then.

425
00:15:28.613 --> 00:15:35.193
 So, yes, I do.

426
00:15:35.193 --> 00:15:36.333
 As a matter of fact.

427
00:15:36.333 --> 00:15:37.733
 Yes, I do.

428
00:15:37.733 --> 00:15:38.453
 See?

429
00:15:38.813 --> 00:15:40.793
 I figured most people would say no.

430
00:15:40.793 --> 00:15:42.033
 I, I don't...

431
00:15:42.033 --> 00:15:42.333
 Really?

432
00:15:42.333 --> 00:15:43.593
 I don't...

433
00:15:43.593 --> 00:15:45.553
 And then we go right on to the next question.

434
00:15:45.553 --> 00:15:46.173
 Well, now...

435
00:15:46.173 --> 00:15:48.033
 What do you say when someone sneezes?

436
00:15:48.033 --> 00:15:49.513
 There you go.

437
00:15:49.513 --> 00:15:50.753
 God bless you.

438
00:15:50.753 --> 00:15:51.953
 Gesundheit.

439
00:15:51.953 --> 00:15:53.213
 To you, nothing.

440
00:15:53.213 --> 00:15:55.213
 Apparently not when you're an atheist, though.

441
00:15:55.213 --> 00:15:55.653
 Really?

442
00:15:55.653 --> 00:15:56.733
 Yeah, I don't say it to you.

443
00:15:56.733 --> 00:15:58.193
 I don't say anything to you.

444
00:15:58.193 --> 00:16:01.113
 Yeah, I don't.

445
00:16:01.113 --> 00:16:03.713
 Do you, you don't have any ritualized behaviors?

446
00:16:03.713 --> 00:16:05.413
 Oh, I'm sure I do.

447
00:16:05.413 --> 00:16:06.653
 You just don't know?

448
00:16:06.653 --> 00:16:07.973
 They're...

449
00:16:07.973 --> 00:16:08.693
 They're...

450
00:16:08.693 --> 00:16:10.853
 They become second nature after a while.

451
00:16:10.853 --> 00:16:11.153
 Yeah.

452
00:16:11.153 --> 00:16:12.933
 It's not a ritual anymore.

453
00:16:12.933 --> 00:16:14.233
 Hmm.

454
00:16:14.233 --> 00:16:18.053
 Hmm.

455
00:16:18.053 --> 00:16:18.473
 Okay.

456
00:16:18.473 --> 00:16:20.093
 So...

457
00:16:20.093 --> 00:16:21.713
 Okay, so we're never all the way down...

458
00:16:21.713 --> 00:16:21.993
 All right?

459
00:16:21.993 --> 00:16:23.893
 So...

460
00:16:23.893 --> 00:16:26.153
 Yeah, you don't wish anybody anything when they sneeze.

461
00:16:26.153 --> 00:16:28.253
 So, I guess we're past that already.

462
00:16:28.253 --> 00:16:30.073
 How do you respond when someone says,

463
00:16:30.073 --> 00:16:30.973
 Hi, how are you?

464
00:16:30.973 --> 00:16:33.673
 What are you supposed to say?

465
00:16:33.673 --> 00:16:35.733
 Fine, how are you?

466
00:16:35.733 --> 00:16:36.273
 Mm-hmm.

467
00:16:36.273 --> 00:16:38.033
 Do I do that?

468
00:16:38.033 --> 00:16:38.573
 I don't think you do.

469
00:16:38.573 --> 00:16:39.233
 I don't think you do, do you?

470
00:16:39.233 --> 00:16:39.413
 No.

471
00:16:39.413 --> 00:16:43.293
 Because I'm not fine, and I don't care how they do.

472
00:16:43.293 --> 00:16:45.873
 Yeah, I guess you don't really say anything, do you?

473
00:16:45.873 --> 00:16:48.053
 So, you just kind of nod and walk away.

474
00:16:48.053 --> 00:16:48.633
 Mm-hmm.

475
00:16:48.633 --> 00:16:52.013
 I mean, I'll acknowledge them.

476
00:16:52.013 --> 00:16:52.813
 I generally say hi.

477
00:16:52.813 --> 00:16:55.833
 It's just a social...

478
00:16:55.833 --> 00:16:56.973
 I don't know.

479
00:16:56.973 --> 00:16:57.853
 It's a ritual.

480
00:16:57.853 --> 00:16:58.333
 Yeah.

481
00:16:58.333 --> 00:16:58.773
 Yeah.

482
00:16:58.773 --> 00:16:59.513
 No, it is.

483
00:16:59.513 --> 00:17:01.413
 You don't really care how they do?

484
00:17:01.413 --> 00:17:02.933
 No, but when you...

485
00:17:02.933 --> 00:17:07.013
 Well, like in my position, I mean, I'm with customers all day long, so it's just natural.

486
00:17:08.453 --> 00:17:12.513
 It's just something you do.

487
00:17:12.513 --> 00:17:13.093
 It's expected.

488
00:17:13.093 --> 00:17:14.113
 You know what I mean?

489
00:17:14.113 --> 00:17:14.773
 Be polite.

490
00:17:14.773 --> 00:17:18.513
 And I don't know why it's considered polite to basically ask a meaningless question that

491
00:17:18.513 --> 00:17:21.413
 you can give a rat's ass about, but it is.

492
00:17:21.413 --> 00:17:21.933
 You know what I mean?

493
00:17:21.933 --> 00:17:29.293
 Maybe the thing to do is give them a long, detailed answer that they have no interest

494
00:17:29.293 --> 00:17:30.793
 in, and they'll stop asking that question.

495
00:17:30.793 --> 00:17:31.113
 Yeah.

496
00:17:31.113 --> 00:17:33.133
 So, yeah.

497
00:17:33.133 --> 00:17:37.993
 I mean, I try to change it up on people when they ask what I'm doing.

498
00:17:38.333 --> 00:17:38.853
 You know what I mean?

499
00:17:38.853 --> 00:17:41.693
 They're like, what are you up to today?

500
00:17:41.693 --> 00:17:42.933
 I'm like, oh, about 6-2.

501
00:17:42.933 --> 00:17:44.373
 You know what I mean?

502
00:17:44.373 --> 00:17:46.053
 So, I just...

503
00:17:46.053 --> 00:17:49.793
 So many YouTube videos start with, what's up, guys?

504
00:17:49.793 --> 00:17:53.453
 Like they're going to answer across the screen or something.

505
00:17:53.453 --> 00:17:56.133
 Yeah, well, I think they're trying to be PC.

506
00:17:56.133 --> 00:18:01.113
 And it says, you know what I'm saying, Beatles or...

507
00:18:01.113 --> 00:18:01.593
 Beatles?

508
00:18:01.593 --> 00:18:02.393
 Mm-hmm.

509
00:18:02.393 --> 00:18:05.613
 You say the strangest thing when you're asleep.

510
00:18:05.613 --> 00:18:06.293
 Yeah, I know.

511
00:18:06.293 --> 00:18:07.273
 Why did I just say that?

512
00:18:07.273 --> 00:18:08.213
 I don't know why I'm dozing off.

513
00:18:08.213 --> 00:18:08.713
 I don't know why I'm dozing off, either.

514
00:18:08.713 --> 00:18:11.113
 I apologize.

515
00:18:11.113 --> 00:18:13.133
 Why did I just get so tired?

516
00:18:13.133 --> 00:18:17.853
 Just one question left.

517
00:18:17.853 --> 00:18:18.373
 I know.

518
00:18:18.373 --> 00:18:19.933
 I'm just bizarre when I do that.

519
00:18:19.933 --> 00:18:20.533
 I hate that.

520
00:18:20.533 --> 00:18:24.653
 At restaurants, do you have difficulty deciding what to eat?

521
00:18:24.653 --> 00:18:27.393
 I don't think so.

522
00:18:27.393 --> 00:18:27.633
 Do you?

523
00:18:27.633 --> 00:18:28.533
 Oh, don't.

524
00:18:28.533 --> 00:18:29.173
 Well, yeah.

525
00:18:29.173 --> 00:18:30.313
 Yeah, I guess I do.

526
00:18:30.313 --> 00:18:32.613
 Every, every, every time.

527
00:18:32.613 --> 00:18:37.733
 And then you decide on something.

528
00:18:38.093 --> 00:18:39.313
 And the server writes it.

529
00:18:39.313 --> 00:18:40.593
 Yeah, and you change your mind.

530
00:18:40.593 --> 00:18:41.513
 No, I don't.

531
00:18:41.513 --> 00:18:42.233
 Yes, you do.

532
00:18:42.233 --> 00:18:43.633
 Every single time.

533
00:18:43.633 --> 00:18:45.533
 I do it because you're so boring.

534
00:18:45.533 --> 00:18:47.913
 I got to keep them on their toes.

535
00:18:47.913 --> 00:18:50.493
 No, I...

536
00:18:50.493 --> 00:18:51.233
 Yeah, you're right.

537
00:18:51.233 --> 00:18:51.513
 I do.

538
00:18:51.513 --> 00:18:52.433
 I always change something.

539
00:18:52.433 --> 00:18:55.293
 Or my favorite is what I do.

540
00:18:55.293 --> 00:18:55.953
 What do you recommend?

541
00:18:55.953 --> 00:18:57.013
 Oh, I'll get the other one.

542
00:18:57.013 --> 00:19:03.213
 I do that quite a bit, too.

543
00:19:03.213 --> 00:19:03.673
 Mm-hmm.

544
00:19:03.673 --> 00:19:06.713
 Well, I was really going with the other one in the first place, so...

545
00:19:06.713 --> 00:19:07.833
 Yeah.

546
00:19:07.973 --> 00:19:12.073
 Uh, you, on the other hand, now, I don't think you, you pretty much...

547
00:19:12.073 --> 00:19:13.853
 I have no trouble making decisions.

548
00:19:13.853 --> 00:19:16.113
 Well, you, you're not fair.

549
00:19:16.113 --> 00:19:16.613
 You cheat.

550
00:19:16.613 --> 00:19:18.753
 You look at the menu before you even get to the restaurant.

551
00:19:18.753 --> 00:19:21.453
 So, you already know what you want to have.

552
00:19:21.453 --> 00:19:24.473
 Why doesn't everyone do that?

553
00:19:24.473 --> 00:19:25.853
 I don't know.

554
00:19:25.853 --> 00:19:30.953
 Because people like the idea of going out to talk and hang out and eat and making an

555
00:19:30.953 --> 00:19:35.093
 event instead of taking care of everything and eating, not talking, and going on.

556
00:19:37.853 --> 00:19:39.473
 So, that's why.

557
00:19:39.473 --> 00:19:40.213
 That's why.

558
00:19:40.213 --> 00:19:40.553
 Okay.

559
00:19:40.553 --> 00:19:41.853
 All right.

560
00:19:41.853 --> 00:19:43.373
 So, is that it?

561
00:19:43.373 --> 00:19:43.713
 Mm-hmm.

562
00:19:43.713 --> 00:19:44.853
 Now that I said this part of it?

563
00:19:44.853 --> 00:19:48.613
 Um, we're doing half of them this episode, then we'll do the other half next episode.

564
00:19:48.613 --> 00:19:49.013
 Oh, okay.

565
00:19:49.013 --> 00:19:50.853
 Well, do you have a joke for us this week?

566
00:19:50.853 --> 00:19:51.273
 Mm-hmm.

567
00:19:51.273 --> 00:19:52.273
 What is it?

568
00:19:52.273 --> 00:19:53.933
 I hope I can get through this.

569
00:19:53.933 --> 00:19:54.533
 Okay.

570
00:19:54.533 --> 00:19:55.353
 It's a long one.

571
00:19:55.353 --> 00:19:58.893
 A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

572
00:19:58.893 --> 00:20:02.233
 Mm-hmm.

573
00:20:02.233 --> 00:20:04.273
 The bus driver says,

574
00:20:04.273 --> 00:20:07.733
 Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.

575
00:20:07.733 --> 00:20:12.753
 The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down fuming.

576
00:20:12.753 --> 00:20:15.973
 She says to a man sitting next to her,

577
00:20:15.973 --> 00:20:18.233
 The driver just insulted me.

578
00:20:18.233 --> 00:20:18.893
 Mm-hmm.

579
00:20:18.893 --> 00:20:19.993
 The man says,

580
00:20:19.993 --> 00:20:24.073
 You go back up there and tell him off and I'll hold your monkey for you.

581
00:20:24.073 --> 00:20:29.493
 That's cute.

582
00:20:29.493 --> 00:20:30.273
 That's really cute.

583
00:20:30.273 --> 00:20:30.913
 I like that.

584
00:20:30.913 --> 00:20:32.933
 Did you come up with that?

585
00:20:32.933 --> 00:20:34.073
 No.

586
00:20:34.073 --> 00:20:35.313
 No, that is cute, though.

587
00:20:35.313 --> 00:20:36.133
 I do like that.

588
00:20:36.133 --> 00:20:37.533
 When I first read that,

589
00:20:37.613 --> 00:20:38.833
 I laughed and laughed.

590
00:20:38.833 --> 00:20:39.793
 That is funny.

591
00:20:39.793 --> 00:20:47.433
 The bad thing is that there's kids out there that are uglier than a monkey.

592
00:20:47.433 --> 00:20:48.533
 You don't want to hold on to.

593
00:20:48.533 --> 00:20:49.933
 That is funny.

594
00:20:49.933 --> 00:20:54.133
 Oh, gosh.

595
00:20:54.133 --> 00:20:55.253
 Tell that when you work tomorrow.

596
00:20:55.253 --> 00:20:55.633
 Yeah.

597
00:20:55.633 --> 00:20:57.613
 Yeah, I'm definitely going to tell that when I work.

598
00:20:57.613 --> 00:20:58.613
 All right.

599
00:20:58.613 --> 00:21:02.413
 This was episode 159 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.

600
00:21:02.413 --> 00:21:03.113
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601
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602
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