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This is episode 164 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.
We're going to talk about things to do in October.
Okay.
A lot of things, actually.
Who knew there was so much to do?
I think Haunt Cub is going to like this episode.
Yeah.
Probably.
Okay.
You want to go first?
Go to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
You probably won't believe this.
I've never seen that movie.
Me neither.
I have no interest in seeing it either.
I don't know why.
I just...
It's a cool class.
I can stuff like that.
But I just...
Yeah.
That's probably why.
Yeah.
It's just...
It doesn't interest me.
It just...
It seems like a very bizarre weird movie.
I've seen little bits and pieces of it, but I'm never...
I've certainly never gone to the movie to throw toasts and stuff like that.
Yeah.
And I never showed any interest in doing it either, so...
Okay.
I guess we're not Thessians.
No.
Never claimed to be either.
Watch football.
Something...
Another thing that you never do.
Do it every Saturday and Sunday, Hancock, to everybody you're talking about.
So that's a... you don't... well you watch it because I'm watching it.
No, you don't watch it, but you hear it.
I would have to starting in August, stick my fingers in my ear and go "la la la la la la la la" for six months to hear any football.
Yeah.
But yeah, no.
It's one of my favorite things to do, so...
Tailgate Party.
And you're done that?
Never.
Yeah, I've never been to one.
Never going to go to one either, so...
They're fun.
It sounds like a good way to get food poisoning.
When that risk any time you're going to get food outside of Polar, I mean...
But they're fun.
When I was younger, they were fun, but in the end, it doesn't interest me anymore.
I'm much happier watching football, you know?
You know, to come from my own house, was that going to stadium and stuff like that.
And I'm the... the... the climate, so...
But they're fun.
They can be a lot of fun, though.
Play Fag Football.
Flag or Touch Football?
Did that as a kid, also?
Quite a bit.
Played Flag Football in college.
And then Touch Football, growing up as a kid, so...
I'm pretty sure I've told this story on this podcast before.
About Flag Football.
I don't know.
I've been in grade school, broke ill school.
They played Flag Football, and they only...
You wear these belts with like Velcro flags that hang from them, and instead of tagling,
tagling somebody, you pulled Flag.
Well, they didn't have enough of those.
And so the coach said to me, "It's okay, you don't have to wear one, because nobody's
going to pick you anyway."
That's nice.
Like a damage and ego.
Wow.
Scare attraction.
The next one is haunted attraction.
So there is a difference between them.
Okay.
There are haunted attractions like... like the Sally House in Etchison, Kansas.
It's a haunted house that they say actually has ghosts.
A scare attraction is when you go to the local scare attraction, and you pay money and you
go through like a maze and they have actors that they have down there to try to scare you.
The haunted island that they have down it though.
The park.
I can't think of the name of the park.
That is something I would like to go, but I would have to go by myself.
Why?
Because we can't afford all the lawsuits of you punching out all of the actors.
Yeah, that's probably true.
Yeah.
I like being scared, but not like that.
And not even as I get older right now, there's a show on Netflix called Monster, a Gain
Story.
And I want to watch it, but I don't know if I'm going to watch it.
It's too...
I didn't complain that you can't see the name.
But I used to love horror stuff though, but not anymore.
Have you been to one before?
I have, when my sister and I used to do baby sitting for the neighborhood kids, we took
them all to...
And it wasn't very interesting for us because apparently when you have a bunch of kids, they
send somebody out in advance to tell all the actors to tone it down, and that's what they
did.
Oh, okay.
Photographs, spooky cemeteries, bear trees, long shadows, full moon, creepy dolls.
Nope.
You have to put everyone to those on my checklist.
Yeah, and that's not my thing either, you know, the photography or the thing.
What is that?
Just never got into it, really.
So...
Well, they have competitions and you love competition.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just...
I don't know.
I just never really got into it.
Never been a photographer or anything like that.
I'm more used to sketching stuff like that, so...
Hmm, that was my kind of artsy type thing.
And we saw plenty of that at the fair.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I thought the photography was interesting, and you thought the art was interesting.
Mm-hmm.
Carve with pumpkin.
Isn't that called a jack-a-lantern?
That's what it turns into when you carve it, you know.
I think I did that as a kid, I've been doing it as a doll.
I probably have, as an adult, a Kuma had lots of pagan friends.
It's such a slimy...
It's a mess.
Yeah.
So...
I'm not a fan of doing it just for no reason.
Yeah.
Maybe if there was a contestor, some of the art is really elaborate.
Mm-hmm.
They give lessons on doing those.
Yeah.
So I might do that, but just to do one or no.
Yeah.
Giant pumpkin contest.
Mm-hmm.
When we talk about seeing that as a state bear.
Yeah, me, too.
And most of those, I mean, there's biggest cars.
Mm-hmm.
That they've all been force-fed fluid.
Fluids, they were talking about that and the thing I'll do is this morning about how they
do it.
How they pick out certain seeds from, like, certain lineages and then they pump them full
of water, like gallons of water a day, and they'll actually clear the pumpkin patch so
that pumpkin gets all the nutrients.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And then what do you do with it?
I don't know.
And take it to the state bear, I mean, but yeah, they, yeah, they were just joking about it
on the news and how, like, the story, but, like, they'll feed it with sugar and, like, take
just all sorts of vitamins and stuff like that to get it huge.
It seems like a waste of time, I mean, any hobby, I guess.
Yeah.
Go store.
Go stunt.
We have done that.
Mm-hmm.
It's fun.
I guess that's all for this.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, costume contest.
Costume contest.
I've been to a few of those more when I was younger.
Okay.
Although, back to the pagans that Halloween is their Christmas, really, I went to a costume
contest at a pagan house and I wore a sombrero and a pair of fly wings, giant fly wings.
And my costume was Spanish fly.
Hmm.
That's cute.
Did you win?
Oh, no, no, no, I don't think so.
Hmm.
No, the gory costumes are the ones that win.
Okay.
Pumpkin chunking.
No idea what they're just throwing pumpkins.
Pumpkin chunking is a, he's just like an industry.
That's what they can do with those giant pumpkins when they're done with them.
What do you say?
Do you know what a trebuchet is?
Yeah.
It's sort of like a catapult, but different.
They put pumpkins in them and see how far they can throw them.
Okay.
Seems odd.
Hmm.
It's an entertainment industry.
Yeah.
I'm surprised you've never heard of it.
Hmm.
You weren't cornfett.
No.
I never did that, being a diabetic since I was 12 years old who didn't do much with sweets.
Good way to lose feelings.
Yeah.
Especially those candy apples.
I've never had one in my entire life.
Really?
I think I've had one last a long time ago, but like you said, they're sloppy, they're painting
the butt to eat, so.
And I've had a mustache practically since I was born, and that would be a huge mess.
Carve, shrunken, apple heads.
You do this every day, don't you?
No.
I'm never even doing people do this.
Seems odd.
There's a lot of things on this list so far.
Hmm.
I'm not much to a carver, not even in Boy Scouts.
Come.
They do look pretty gross when they dry out them.
How do they?
Visiting historic graveyards.
Never did that.
There's a couple of them in town.
Okay.
Maple Grove and Highlands Cemetery.
Okay.
You've probably driven by, but you've probably never been to either one of them.
No.
Not unless there was a funeral or something.
Yeah, I don't think I have.
Well, there's one like there, like WSU, isn't there?
They're both of them at the campus, yes.
Visiting carnivals?
Carnival.
Yeah.
Well, we almost went to a paranormal carnival thing until I started looking at it on YouTube
and decided it was incredibly stupid and not worth the money to go to sea.
Yeah.
They probably kind of love us for this.
Hmm.
They're giving the bad reviews.
Well, I can't really give it a bad review because we didn't go.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It seemed to me like, I don't know, college level entertainment.
So if you've watched like America's Got Talent, you'd be real disappointed.
Hmm.
Okay.
Yeah, I heard good things about that thing too.
It went to shame that you didn't look that interesting.
Especially for the price.
Yeah.
Haram movie marathon.
We do that every day.
Flip of our lives?
Yeah.
Every time I read the paper.
Yeah, no kidding.
Especially the way this government's running right now, we're not running.
Hmm.
I never really liked horror movies, so that's more your thing.
Yeah.
Not sure why you're really into that.
I just think it's just interesting, I don't know.
Hmm.
It's like I can sleep the other night and watch sex sets for the-
That would definitely put you asleep.
It doesn't scare me.
It's six senses.
It's more of a-
Hmm.
It's not spooky till the end.
No.
So it's boilervert.
Hmm.
Oh, if someone hasn't seen it by now then.
UFO watching.
Never done that.
I don't think I've ever done it on purpose.
Hmm.
But I did do a lot of camping as a boy scout and I do remember one time that we had a campfire
in a clearing and we did not see any lights.
What we saw was an absence of stars that almost filled the entire sky.
And you could see whatever this dark thing was floating overhead.
You could see the stars winking out as it went by.
Hmm.
But we never saw light.
That's crazy.
It's interesting.
It's sort of an anti-UFO like it is.
Get your palm red or tarot card reading.
Married to them.
Don't think I've done maybe I've watched a live tarot card reading.
I know who I had some tarot cards.
Hmm.
I suppose it'd be entertaining as long as you realized it was entertainment.
Yeah.
Some people take that's the real serious thing.
Hmm.
Okay.
I'm not Nancy Reagan.
No.
Hmm.
Food truck events.
Never done it.
Oh.
We?
Yes.
At the Kansas Aviation Museum a while back we went to, and they had to fix it.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
And I think it was the first time we ever bought anything.
Hmm.
I couldn't eat.
Do you like something like some sort of empanada or something?
It was good.
It wasn't worth the price.
I was in trouble finding a place to sit down and remember it was so windy that day.
Yeah.
Corn maze.
Never done it.
Never done it either, but that sounds like fun.
Yeah, that'd be pretty interesting.
Pumpkin patches.
Anybody who thinks pumpkin patch is fun has never had to work in one.
Hmm.
You've worked in one?
My grandparents had a farm.
Okay.
Pumpkins are an interesting crop.
How many of you plant them in the spring and you put out irrigation pipe and when it gets
dry you turn the irrigation on and they have these huge leaves that will choke out any
kind of weed or any other plants or whatever.
So you don't have to do anything except watch them grow.
And then in the fall you go wandering out and wet the leaves down and you cut the stems
off and haul them, carry them to the truck and haul them out of the field.
Hmm.
That's the hard part.
They're heavy.
Yeah.
Chackle Leonard walk.
Did we go on that at Botanica last year?
I know we went to the Christmas thing, but they have a big Halloween thing too and I'm
think we've ever gone.
No, I don't remember.
And a Halloween party.
Never planned one, Ben Dome though.
Never planned one either, I don't think.
Been to quite a few.
Hmm.
I'm trying.
I think the Star Trek Club had one every year.
Well you probably went to some of Cuma, I mean.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, the Spanish fly cost you.
Yeah.
Bob for apples.
Never done it.
It sounds to me like a good way to lose a tooth.
It doesn't sound like fun, just tip your head and water.
Especially people that other people have tipped their heads in and put their mouth in it.
The lift?
Yeah.
Let's not go there.
Headless horsemen ride by.
Never done that.
They have that at Coutown in the fall.
No, come.
The costume is pretty interesting.
It's a big tall costume and it's obviously the guy riding the horse.
He's obviously got no head and it's such a big costume.
They actually look out through the chest of the costume.
It's got like a dark mask that they can see out of.
It's kind of interesting.
Scarecrop contest.
Never been.
I believe my family has done that many years.
Oh yeah.
I don't think we ever won.
We'll get serious about this stuff, too.
You can?
Yeah.
Can I observe a sunset swarm of bats never done that?
Never done that, but God, that sounds interesting.
I know they have one down in Boston.
It's huge.
Huge.
Like a million bats every night.
Yeah.
Bats I find interesting.
Well, they probably find you interesting, too.
Hey rides.
Never been.
Oh, I have.
I got pinched on the ass really bad on one of those ones.
I sat right next to the column where the support for it and it wiggled back and forth.
It went over a rut or something and pinched my ass in and I had a red blister but blister for
weeks.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
So I didn't have much fun that day.
I'm good.
Pumpkin pie tasting.
Yuck.
You don't like pumpkin pie?
Nope.
Really?
I've never been to, I like pumpkin pie but I've never been to tasting.
Next big assy.
Hmm.
I know you've done this one, press and preserve autumn leaves.
There's right there in front of us.
Uh huh.
On the wall.
Yep.
The trick there is to laminate them otherwise the bugs come out.
Okay.
Press.
Oh, sorry.
Um.
Pumpkin regatta.
I've never done it.
I've heard of them.
I've seen them on TV shows.
I've never even heard of what is it.
It's a pumpkin.
You get a big, big pumpkin like those huge pumpkins and you carve it out and you make it into
like a boat and people race at them.
Kind of like I lay a pumpkin.
It's so slimy.
Well, yeah.
I mean.
Yeah.
Hmm.
I don't think I'd be interested in doing that or being in one or even watching one.
No, not fun.
Trick or treat.
I've done that.
You have?
Last year didn't you?
No.
So we?
Goodness.
Um.
Where were we?
Least peeping drive.
Have we done?
We've done this.
In fact, I think we went to, is it called Red Rock Canyon?
Something like that.
It looks like the maces from the Arizona, from the Red River Cartoon.
Yeah.
That was interesting.
The, most of the trees around here, Ellen trees, and the leaves just fall off.
They don't really turn pre-colors.
Yeah.
Uh, scavenger hunt?
I did that.
I've done those.
We had to do them for the fraternity all the time.
Oh.
Is it a hazing thing?
Yeah.
I have done that once.
It really wasn't very challenging.
So it wasn't much fun.
Yeah.
Yeah, we had to get all sorts of crap.
No.
Just, yeah.
Just to make things difficult.
So.
Like, uh, the Ten Commandments from Cecil V. DeVille's movie.
No.
You know.
Nothing like that.
But, yeah.
Just random stuff.
Hmm.
Uh, where are we?
Bigfoot conference.
Never been to one.
I think I would go to one, if there was one around here somewhere.
But I don't think there are any.
Hmm.
In Kansas, I don't think you're going to see a lot of bigfoot.
Not wooded enough.
Too flat.
Hmm.
Too arid.
State fair.
Did that this year?
And last year.
Hmm.
And then last year was like the first time ever you'd been to one, wasn't it?
Hmm.
You must have been disappointed because you went back again.
Yeah.
It's okay.
I mean, it's interesting.
Something to do.
Except you didn't get the jersey that you wanted and that you saw the previous year.
Hmm.
Light candles at night.
Not with three caps of the house.
You light candles all the time.
Yeah, but I don't put them in the windows and stuff like that.
That's what I thought you meant.
Oh.
Okay.
See, I don't think that's a fall thing.
That's just.
Hmm.
When you when you light a really smelly fart, then you go light some scented candles.
Hmm.
So that's why we have those every night.
Hmm.
Do hand shadow shapes on the wall at night?
No.
Maybe when I was five.
Yeah.
Also, it doesn't seem like a fall thing.
No.
This is a redundant scary film festival.
Yep.
So we've covered that.
Yeah.
We're trying to get through this to get back to football, right?
No.
We have a really long list.
I mean, you have like 300 things on this list.
Tell scary stories around a campfire.
I'd probably do that as a kid.
My camera call.
You went to campfires as a kid?
No.
Did you go to summer camp?
No.
We campfires like on the beach and stuff like that.
Well, Cracker Barrow was almost required every camp out.
Okay.
Harvest festival.
Yeah.
I'm going up.
Well, I grew up.
For a while, my mother worked at the Chamber of Commerce at a bedroom community nearby.
And they have a fall festival every year, and I would help out.
Yeah.
Lots and lots of work.
Well, back then.
Yeah.
And you have to plan that like six months in advance.
Okay.
So a lot of work.
Lots of work.
Yeah.
Cooked chili, cornbread, donuts, stew, a corn squash, hot cocoa, spice, cider, apple, and pumpkin pie.
They've done a lot of that.
Do we have to do it all at once?
No.
Let me a lot of food.
A whole lot of food.
But no, we cook chili.
Yeah, every fall, when first starts to get cold, we usually cook chili.
Yeah.
And don't we usually have cider and donuts sometime, too?
Yeah, I think so.
Important to have these traditions.
I don't think those are on the list.
Well, sort of like this.
Okay.
Escape room.
Never done one.
Never done one either.
And I don't know that I'm really interested in that either.
Yeah.
I think it'd be interesting, but not the top of my list.
I'm not a Sherlock Holmes fan.
Yeah.
Art book.
I think we've done this many times.
Okay.
Like the farm and art market.
Oh god, yeah.
Sci-fi convention.
Yeah, you've been to those.
Not a fall thing.
Really?
That seems like you could be in anything.
Yeah, those are all year long.
Same thing cosplay event.
Yeah, that's part of this.
So I mentioned it.
Usually I haven't seen a whole lot of that.
Of course, the sci-fi conventions I went to was like 20 years ago.
So things have changed.
Wine tasting.
I've done this before.
Don't really care for wine.
And we don't drink.
Yeah.
I think I've been to a couple of bare events that were, they had excursions.
It had the winery.
And I kind of browsed around the gift shop and that was all I did.
Yeah, I don't like wine.
Attentive bonfire.
I've done that.
I think my high school had a bonfire every year, but I never went.
I didn't like those people.
Yeah, we used to have them on the beach all the time.
Oh, well, this is a different thing.
A bonfire is a stack of wood that's like 10 foot tall.
Yeah, we used to do that on the beach.
Okay.
Cow chip throwing contest.
I'm sure they did that in New Jersey every day.
No.
Nope.
Wife carrying contest?
I'm not the kind of thing I'm interested in seeing.
No.
But the next one, Lumberjack Festival.
Now, that sounds interesting to me.
I bet.
I wonder what they do with those.
Probably a bunch of different contests.
Maybe they carry Lumberjack's on their back.
Yeah.
I've never turned down an opportunity to ride a Lumberjack.
You're silly.
Chili could cook off.
I've been to a few of them.
The company I work for has several every fall.
Oh, come.
Most of the time, it's like a contestive who can make the hottest chili.
And I don't really like flaming hot chili.
I like pretty mild chili.
So I don't usually sign up for a tasting kit.
Oh, come.
Yeah, I've been to a few of the bar that I used to go to quite a bit.
I had to cook off every year.
It was pretty fun.
Well, that was probably to sell beer.
Well, it's pretty serious.
I mean, you went quite a bit of money and...
I know about it.
The bar sells a lot of beer.
Yeah.
October Fest, speaking of beer.
I don't think I've ever been to an October Fest.
I've never either.
But I don't like beer either.
Well, I've been to an October Fest at some bar.
Whiskey takes us out of October Fest.
Are they giving us an ad for this?
No.
Well, we can get a sponsorship from them.
No.
No, I've never been to October Fest.
Outdoor Film Festival.
I think I've done that before.
Okay.
Maybe it was one of the taking things out of park.
The exploration place downtown does it like every summer.
Okay.
They put up some kind of a screen.
They have a projector and whatever.
It's not the same as a drive-in movie.
You spread out blankets and you settle the grass.
Okay.
And taking...
No.
And taking things like garage telling to me.
And there's some people that are so serious about it that it's just boring.
Not my thing.
We have...there's some places where they rent out stalls and people.
And we've gone to a few of those.
A few malls and stuff like that.
It's not a past time that we do.
We're not passionate about it.
No.
I think it was more or something to kill time.
Yeah.
For free.
Free market.
Same thing.
Yeah.
And that's an indoor garage sale.
Pretty much.
Also, I don't think this is early a fall thing either.
Yeah.
Some of these are all your round things.
A full moon event.
No.
You've never hung around any bacon.
No.
Some of those are quite interesting.
Oh, I bet.
Kind of like going to the Renaissance festival.
Yeah, I can imagine them.
Or was that thing in spring of Mayday?
Well, I don't come.
Would they do the maple?
Yeah.
But in the fall.
Okay.
Do you have any little somewhere to us?
I know what it is, but I've never been to one.
I've never been to one either.
Maybe if we knew the Mexican family, we'd been invited.
But I don't know.
Sounds interesting, but I've just never...
Yeah.
It's not something we're affiliated with.
Yeah.
We're...
Gather acorns, fall leaves, driftwood, pine cones, and make crafts.
I've never known that.
Well, fall leaves you've done.
But yeah, I've never collected them out of squirrel.
So.
And I don't know.
Am I a crafty person?
I don't...
I do a few things like that, but...
Not every day.
Yeah.
Apple picking.
Never done it.
It sounds like work to me.
Yeah.
Why do apple picking when they do it is a grocery store for you?
Some.
Zombie walk.
That's something I've never heard of before, but it's obvious.
By the name, exactly what it is.
Yeah.
I've never heard of it either, so.
So, I don't know if any around here, but if there was one, it sounds kind of interesting.
Yeah.
That's something for some kind of entrepreneur or person around here to do.
I guess you could make that a costume contest, too.
Yeah, I've got.
Hot air balloon festival.
Never been the one.
I've seen a few.
The river festival used to have them, but there's always so much wind here in Kansas.
It's just not safe to do them.
Okay.
I know they have one in Mexico over here.
Are we going?
No.
I mean, it's a huge one.
It's all like hundreds of them.
So, it's on an Albuquerque, I think.
They added on the news the other day.
It's not interesting.
That is a fall thing.
Yeah.
Okay.
Urban exploration photography.
I've never heard of it.
I've done this, and I think you've gone with me.
Okay.
You just take...
Remember when we went down down and took pictures of the statues?
Okay.
That's what that is.
Okay.
Not necessarily a fall thing.
Yeah.
In fact, in the fall, it's probably getting too cold to do that.
Go camping.
There's a kid I've been camping a few times.
You can't do a lot of camping and something like that.
I'll find a joint.
My boy scout, Troop, one of their requirements was they had to camp every month.
How hot?
How cold?
Snow rain.
And, you know, that pretty much just runs you for camping.
No, okay.
And these days, unless I could plug in my CPAT machine, I don't think I want to go.
Rake leaves and jump in the pile.
Maybe when I was five.
Don't say I could good way to get ticks.
Yeah.
Cook with the crock pot.
Not a fall thing.
That's a year-long thing.
Although we usually cook the chili in the crock pot.
Although, have I used to brush your cookers the last couple of times?
Yeah.
Where were we?
Weemie roast.
Never, no.
No?
Like you've never campired?
Never roasted your weemie?
No.
You?
Yeah.
Of course, you won't eat hot dogs unless you're the bush kind of hot dogs.
Night time walk.
That's an all year thing.
And in the fall, I think it's getting too cold for that.
Yeah.
I just went on a night time walk just a few days ago.
Maybe a week ago.
Mm-hmm.
And I walked over the overpass and the earbud fell out of my ear.
And I saw it go bounce-bounce and right down to the highway.
Yeah.
It's probably still there right now.
Right in the million pieces.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Your art sailing.
I want to know that this is something that I thought about.
I want to know what kind of boat you used to go with your art sailing.
That's funny.
Yeah, that's another thing.
It's like a rod sailing.
Isn't it in the art sailing?
The same thing?
If you want to buy other people's clothes.
Yeah.
Now, my sister, she had a great idea on this.
She loves the art sales.
And she would find out your art sale where somebody wanted to get rid of their Christmas junk.
And she would buy it all pennies on the dollar.
And then in the fall, she would make reeds and take them to the shows, to the Christmas shows.
Mm-hmm.
And make all the fortune.
Yeah.
It's smart off of stuff that people pretty much gave to her.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, the will to do it and the knack to be artsy to do stuff like that though.
Mm-hmm.
If it was anything out of the reeds.
Yeah.
I mean, anybody could do that.
Yeah.
Knit or crochet a sweater.
Sounds like work.
Yeah, a lot of work.
I don't think I have.
And they look like homemade clothes.
Yeah, they do.
No matter what, I don't care.
It looks like homemade clothes.
So it's, no, I don't need, yeah.
So there's a moment I've worked with that, she, her mom knits and crochets stuff.
She comes back from visiting her in Oklahoma after going garage.
She goes to, it's like, 20 mile garage sale every fall.
Mm-hmm.
But she brings back this stuff there.
She's like, look how cool it is.
I'm like, it looks like your mom made it.
I'm like, not even worthy of an ugly Christmas fighter contest.
That's what they all look like.
They all look like.
I mean, people, I mean, apparently it's very good therapy.
People use it as calming the net and crocheting stuff.
I don't know.
I wouldn't have the patience for it.
Nobody got time for that.
No.
There's football to watch.
You could do that while you're watching football.
And I'd have bloody fingers.
So why is there a stitch missing there?
Well, because that's when they made it touch down.
Start a jigsaw puzzle.
That's what any time of year thing.
And we've done that a couple of times and it's just boring.
Yeah.
Just so boring.
Yeah.
Go horseback riding.
Haven't done that since I was a child.
Never done it.
Really.
I think everybody should have saddle sores once in their life.
Roast marshmallows are mixed whores.
Did that as a kid?
But you didn't have any roast.
No.
Can pickles and jams?
Nope.
Work.
Yeah.
Lot to work.
Just think up the house.
Nope.
Roast pumpkin seeds.
Never done that.
Sounds awful.
The kind of like pumpkin seeds the roast are.
And I can't say that I ever have because it sounds awful.
Well, and I won't eat sunflower seeds either.
It's just too much work.
Yeah.
Too much work for a little bit.
A bit of protein.
If I'm going to go to a whole lot of work to get a teen a little bit of protein, I think
I'll put something else in my mouth.
You're terrible.
Play card games and board games.
Yeah.
That's the one you're thinking.
Back when I was five.
Yeah.
It's boring.
Boring, boring, boring.
Ten farmers market.
We've done that.
Probably due to get.
Yeah.
Outdoor brunch.
I've never heard of the thing like that.
It's hard to find a brunch in town of any kind.
Yeah.
The learning outdoor one.
Yeah.
You're right.
It sounds like a good way to get botulism.
Participate in a potluck dinner.
We've done that.
Not a fall thing.
No.
We still work.
That's every month.
Yeah.
Open the windows.
Yeah.
If you don't have a neighbor that smokes.
Yeah.
Not complaining more about that.
No.
Perfect.
The hot toddy.
I normally have a hot toddy if you don't feel well.
You don't know what a toddy I've ever had one.
Yeah.
I don't see you ever.
I know what it is.
No.
Never had one.
Not a drinking person.
Nope.
Make up blanket forced.
Did that as a kid?
Yeah.
Back when I was five.
Yeah.
I had 10 new books to your most read list.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
I used to be more of an average reader.
But I don't read much anymore.
Just like you said, don't have time for it.
You get me sitting down and reading a book.
I'm going to fall asleep.
And there's too much short form entertainment now.
Yeah.
Did you do that time for it?
Yeah.
Sheep festival.
But the list just can't seem to look on my face.
That's funny.
I guess sheep festivals are that when you go cheer the sheep.
Oh, that's what it is.
God of it.
Yeah.
When were you thinking it was?
I don't even want to know.
Oh, you were raised around farms.
I don't know the reputation about sheep.
I guess we'll move on.
Okay.
Is that the end of the list?
Can you get a joke for us this week?
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
I don't know.
A sandwich.
That's cute.
What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
No idea.
Spelling.
There you go.
What was the serial killer's trial defense?
No idea.
It was an accident.
There you go.
Why did the ghosts go to the bar?
To get a drink.
Close?
For the booze.
For the booze, there you go.
I got a joke for you.
Okay.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Why?
Because they'd be a foot.
Can I got evils?
All right.
This is episode, I don't know what.
What?
164.
This is Baehr.
And Curadh.
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