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 Hello from Baehr and Curadh, a podcast from the Land of Awes Information Services.

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 I love you, Curadh.

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 I love you, Baehr.

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 This is episode 171 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.

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 We're going to talk about non-sexual things that make men attractive.

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 Do you agree that these things make men attractive?

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 Having healthy confidence.

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 I think so.

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 I think, like it says, healthy confidence.

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 I don't need false confidence.

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 But a healthy confidence where they're not arrogant.

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 Do you know what I mean?

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 So, you think that Trump is an attractive man?

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 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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 There's a big difference there.

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 That's narcissism, not confidence.

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 Not confidence, but arrogance.

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 Arrogance, yeah.

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 There's a fine line.

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 But his line's not that fine.

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 I think he's just a pig.

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 So, I would never confuse his narcissism and lack of being humble confidence.

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 So, I have nothing nice to say about the man.

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 So, you know that.

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 What do you think?

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 Yeah, I don't like him either.

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 About someone with healthy confidence?

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 You don't want somebody who's all mealy about everything.

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 Yeah, I agree.

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 Being able to show emotional vulnerability without embarrassment.

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 I think that last part is the key.

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 Without embarrassment.

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 Because there are some men who will cry, but then get all shy about it.

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 Hmm.

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 You don't cry very much, though, do you?

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 Only in the shower when nobody can see me.

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 Stop.

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 Would you say you are a crier?

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 Probably not.

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 I don't think you do.

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 Would you say I'm a crier?

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 Yes.

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 Like, too much, or?

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 Yeah, you ugly cry way too often.

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 I'm being serious.

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 I mean, do you think I cry too much, or?

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 I can't remember the last time you cried.

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 So that answers that.

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 It's not like I do whatever.

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 On the drop of a hat.

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 On the drop of a hat, or, so, okay.

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 Wearing glasses.

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 A pair of spectacles has a surprising effect on many gay men.

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 Now, would you say glasses or sunglasses?

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 What's the difference?

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 Well, one of them you need, one of them you don't.

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 Hmm.

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 One of them is more like, you know, you need them to survive.

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 Sunglasses you don't need to survive.

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 What about my glasses?

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 I think your glasses are sexy.

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 Hmm.

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 Well, I only wear the one I have to read.

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 Yeah, but when you wear your sunglasses, I think they're sexy.

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 Hmm.

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 Probably because the ones you wear are the ones that I bought.

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 Because you can't see the eye contact anymore.

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 Are you rolling your eyes at me?

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 You think I'm looking at you all the time.

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 You're rolling your eyes at me all the time?

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 Crying all the time, embarrassed that you're with me.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 Dreading your life.

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 God, I hate this man so much.

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 It's a good thing I can't see me crying all the time.

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 Well, I don't know if I want to continue this podcast.

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 Hugs.

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 Hugs, yes.

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 Hugs are definite.

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 And, yeah, I'm a hugger, I think.

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 I know you're not.

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 Not really, no.

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 No, you're not much of the touchy-feely type of person.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 That's why I get thrown out of the bedroom so often.

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 Yeah, that must be it.

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 No, I think hugs are not mandatory, but I think it's a nice way of showing love.

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 I draw the line at co-workers.

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 You don't hug your co-workers?

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 You don't deserve it.

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 So, you want to get, like, I know you like one of your co-workers a lot.

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 You want to give her a hug?

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 Oh, God, no.

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 That would be, oh, no.

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 Would she punch you or something?

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 Probably.

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 Well, I hug my co-worker all the time.

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 My boss.

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 But I've known her for 25 years, and we were friends before we worked together, so.

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 There's times I'm going to punch her, but.

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 But that's a different kind of relationship.

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 Humor.

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 Laughter is the universal language of fun and happiness, and it's sexy, too.

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 I would think so.

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 You?

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 So, you think I'm incredibly sexy because I'm funny to look at.

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 I didn't say that.

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 I said you're funny.

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 So, but no, I think being funny is sexy.

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 I never thought of it as sexy.

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 But being unfunny is not sexy.

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 Yeah, that's true.

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 Being dour is not interesting.

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 How do you put up with me, then?

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 I don't know.

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 Because I'm none of these things.

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 We're just totally the opposite on everything.

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 I'm none of these things.

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 Hmm.

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 Intelligence.

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 Engaging with an intelligent mind can be stimulating, and some people need intellectual

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 stimulation to feel sexual attraction.

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 I'm not one of those people.

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 You don't think that you need funniness from me?

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 You don't need me to; I'm not saying that.

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 You don't need me to be intelligent?

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 You say that, but I don't believe it.

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 Like, I can't see you dating someone who isn't.

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 Who's like a dumb jock.

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 And then you're looking at me smirking.

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 I'm done with this one.

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 This one's no fun.

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 No, that's what the whole podcast is about.

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 Yeah, I'm just not aware of it.

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 A deep voice.

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 That deep husky voice men use when they first wake up turns a lot of guys on.

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 I don't know what you're talking about.

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 That's creepy.

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 That's creepy.

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 The way you just said that was very creepy.

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 Please do not do that again.

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 That was very creepy.

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 So no, when you can put your psycho killer, serial killer, don't do that again, please.

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 When I think of a deep voice, I think of Sam Elliott.

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 You know who that is.

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 Yeah, beef, food for dinner.

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 It's a pretty good imitation if you don't mind asking.

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 Although, their voice isn't usually very deep when they've got something in their throat.

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 I just went there too.

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 I guess I could be very sexy if it needs to be.

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 Rolling up his sleeves so you can see his forearms.

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 But I'm just having these horrible thoughts, like when you're working on a car, which I

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 would never be doing, and then the guy literally looking over at me, slowly rolling up his

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 arms so he's all looking at me, I would laugh.

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 Like, really?

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 I'm like, when's the porn music going to start?

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 Honestly, if something like that happened, I would be like, yeah.

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 Wouldn't you?

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 Well, I say don't roll up your sleeves.

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 Just take your shirt off.

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 Do all that.

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 I know you want them to take their shirt off, because then you'd see their hairy chest.

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 Now, what would you do if they didn't have a hairy chest?

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 Oh, I can't.

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 I don't have enough time for them.

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 Good thing I quit shaving my chest a week before I met you.

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 I'm kidding.

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 I'm well aware of the fact that we're together because I have a hairy chest.

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 When his calves are bulky.

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 I do think it's sexy when I'm seeing a guy with big calves.

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 I don't know why.

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 Where is that?

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 The calves?

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 Right here?

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 The lower part.

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 Everybody on the podcast knows exactly where you're going.

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 Lower part of your leg.

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 The muscle on the back side of your legs below the knee.

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 I don't think I ever look there.

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 Some people don't.

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 I mean, some people look at legs and think they're sexy.

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 Some people like thighs.

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 Hmm.

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 Some people like toes.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 That's gross.

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 You walk on those.

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 They call them hoes for a reason.

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 You set me up for that.

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 You knew how I was going to react.

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 Hmm.

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 Driving a vehicle with a manual transmission.

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 Stupid.

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 I think that's just dumb.

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 Kind of like being able to parallel park.

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 It's something you should know how to do.

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 So, what is it?

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 Sexy.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 It's like brushing your teeth.

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 Stuff like that.

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 I have seen a few YouTube videos where these really butch guys, you know, they go to rent

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 something and they like rent a truck and they can't drive it because it's stick.

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 Well, I mean, I'm not very good at driving stick ones.

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 I get used to them.

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 do it. I mean, I've done it. I've driven

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 cross-country using Stig, so.

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 I haven't done it, I think, since

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 I first learned how to drive.

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 It's been since the 90s. They made me learn

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 it then. Yeah, mine was in the 90s.

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 So, yeah, we definitely need

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 a little refresher.

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 Making you feel wanted.

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 I think that's sexy. Don't you?

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 I suppose. You usually

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 make me feel wanted. Do I?

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 Mm-hmm. Well, good. Well, that's what

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 I'm here for. Just trying to make you happy.

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 Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think that's part of

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 happy. Mm-hmm. And you think?

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 Mm-hmm. And why

273
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 else are we in this mess? Yeah.

274
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 Okay. Eye

275
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 contact across

276
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 the room. You made that sound

277
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 like a joke. No, I didn't mean to.

278
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 So, just eye contact

279
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 across the room. Mm-hmm.

280
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 What do you think of that?

281
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 Yeah, when you look at me with those doe

282
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 eyes. Okay.

283
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 You're being sincere? Mm-hmm. Okay.

284
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 No, I...

285
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 There's times where we'll be out, and

286
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 we'll make eye contact out, and

287
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 it makes me warm inside.

288
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 That's usually when you put your hand over

289
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 your chest. Yeah.

290
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 But I'll look at you, and it's just, you know,

291
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 I say I love you more out in public

292
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 now, but it's when I put my hand over my

293
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 chest, I do it, and you know what I mean.

294
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 And it's not like I'm yelling,

295
00:10:02.347 --> 00:10:04.087
 I love you, across the room. You know what I mean?

296
00:10:04.087 --> 00:10:06.187
 That's just over the top, I think, but

297
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 that hand over my chest, you know what I mean,

298
00:10:08.567 --> 00:10:08.647
 too.

299
00:10:08.647 --> 00:10:10.567
 Mm-hmm. It's kind of like our little secret.

300
00:10:10.567 --> 00:10:12.587
 Yeah. So, but I think that's

301
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 sweet, and I enjoy that

302
00:10:14.607 --> 00:10:16.187
 part of our relationship. Mm-hmm.

303
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 Because it's our way of communicating without anyone

304
00:10:18.647 --> 00:10:20.787
 else knowing. Mm-hmm. Don't you agree?

305
00:10:20.787 --> 00:10:22.807
 Yes. Okay. Well, I love you.

306
00:10:22.807 --> 00:10:24.267
 Love you, too. Good.

307
00:10:24.267 --> 00:10:25.427
 Safe driving.

308
00:10:25.427 --> 00:10:30.527
 Okay, everything you just said throughout the window.

309
00:10:30.527 --> 00:10:32.547
 Because I know that's what

310
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 happens when I'm driving.

311
00:10:33.647 --> 00:10:36.647
 What? You're safe when you

312
00:10:36.647 --> 00:10:38.387
 drive? No, all these things,

313
00:10:38.467 --> 00:10:40.447
 the sweet things that you think about me are all gone

314
00:10:40.447 --> 00:10:41.927
 now that we're talking about me driving.

315
00:10:41.927 --> 00:10:46.467
 Because our driving styles are completely

316
00:10:46.467 --> 00:10:48.187
 different, and mine drive you crazy.

317
00:10:48.187 --> 00:10:50.267
 Yeah, I try to stay between the lines.

318
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 Mine are just a suggestion.

319
00:10:51.927 --> 00:10:53.127
 So.

320
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 I think we should move on. Yes.

321
00:10:56.367 --> 00:10:58.367
 Let's just move on before we get into an argument.

322
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 Nerding out and explaining

323
00:11:00.447 --> 00:11:02.267
 things to me that interest him.

324
00:11:02.267 --> 00:11:04.427
 I think we both do this all

325
00:11:04.427 --> 00:11:06.127
 the time. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

326
00:11:06.127 --> 00:11:08.307
 Um, yeah, it's, it's,

327
00:11:08.307 --> 00:11:10.227
 it's, I don't know, I mean, we're

328
00:11:10.227 --> 00:11:12.287
 pretty good about faking liking what

329
00:11:12.287 --> 00:11:13.907
 the other one likes. Oh, a feigning interest?

330
00:11:13.907 --> 00:11:16.407
 Yeah. Oh, really?

331
00:11:16.407 --> 00:11:17.827
 Oh, that's so neat.

332
00:11:17.827 --> 00:11:19.507
 Tell me more. Tell me more.

333
00:11:19.507 --> 00:11:21.647
 Yeah, anything, uh, I, yeah.

334
00:11:21.647 --> 00:11:24.167
 So, at least we have that understanding,

335
00:11:24.167 --> 00:11:26.447
 I mean. Every once in a while, I have to ask

336
00:11:26.447 --> 00:11:28.027
 a stupid question about football

337
00:11:28.027 --> 00:11:29.627
 just so you'll stay around.

338
00:11:29.627 --> 00:11:32.187
 Well, you haven't asked a question

339
00:11:32.187 --> 00:11:34.227
 about football in about five years, so.

340
00:11:34.227 --> 00:11:38.107
 Having a well-decorated

341
00:11:38.107 --> 00:11:39.947
 home or room. Decorated.

342
00:11:39.947 --> 00:11:41.827
 I, I guess that's different

343
00:11:41.827 --> 00:11:43.707
 than clean. Decorated.

344
00:11:43.707 --> 00:11:45.747
 We definitely don't have a clean house.

345
00:11:45.747 --> 00:11:47.567
 No, but we have a decorated house.

346
00:11:47.567 --> 00:11:50.047
 Yeah, yeah. I'm comfortable.

347
00:11:50.047 --> 00:11:52.107
 I mean, it's comfortable. And stuff from both

348
00:11:52.107 --> 00:11:53.347
 of us everywhere. Mm-hmm.

349
00:11:53.347 --> 00:11:55.867
 It's comfortable. I like it. Mm-hmm. I wish we

350
00:11:55.867 --> 00:11:57.767
 could clean more. I really do, but

351
00:11:57.767 --> 00:11:59.867
 neither of us physically can do it. I mean.

352
00:11:59.867 --> 00:12:01.447
 Yeah. It's just too difficult.

353
00:12:01.447 --> 00:12:03.887
 And paying somebody to do it is

354
00:12:03.887 --> 00:12:05.907
 so expensive. Yeah. I wish there

355
00:12:05.907 --> 00:12:07.707
 was one that we could come up with, like, some sort of

356
00:12:07.707 --> 00:12:09.807
 chore list of light things

357
00:12:09.807 --> 00:12:11.587
 that we can each do. Like, actually.

358
00:12:11.587 --> 00:12:13.527
 Well, those things we already do.

359
00:12:13.527 --> 00:12:15.587
 Yeah. Or maybe get

360
00:12:15.587 --> 00:12:17.527
 someone in here who wants to clean, do a deep

361
00:12:17.527 --> 00:12:19.367
 clean, and then have them leave us a list

362
00:12:19.367 --> 00:12:21.687
 of things that we can do to feign

363
00:12:21.687 --> 00:12:23.427
 like we're deep cleaning all the time.

364
00:12:23.427 --> 00:12:24.547
 You know what I mean?

365
00:12:24.547 --> 00:12:27.167
 Places to sweep the dirt under the rug.

366
00:12:27.167 --> 00:12:29.607
 Yeah. For lack of better

367
00:12:29.607 --> 00:12:31.507
 terms, yeah. But yeah, just maybe

368
00:12:31.507 --> 00:12:33.527
 like a more laid back.

369
00:12:33.527 --> 00:12:35.527
 I'll bet if we had to have our

370
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 house clean, I'll bet it would cost us a

371
00:12:37.447 --> 00:12:38.867
 thousand bucks. No.

372
00:12:38.867 --> 00:12:40.467
 Excuse me.

373
00:12:40.467 --> 00:12:42.867
 Oh, here we go. No, no.

374
00:12:42.867 --> 00:12:45.627
 Gonna have the hiccups now. I'm trying not to.

375
00:12:45.627 --> 00:12:47.387
 Wearing my clothes.

376
00:12:47.387 --> 00:12:49.267
 Wearing my clothes. Like,

377
00:12:49.267 --> 00:12:50.947
 you wearing my clothes?

378
00:12:50.947 --> 00:12:53.147
 Neither one of us do that.

379
00:12:53.147 --> 00:12:55.247
 We're so drastically different

380
00:12:55.247 --> 00:12:56.707
 in sizes, there's no way.

381
00:12:56.707 --> 00:12:59.167
 Remembering small details.

382
00:12:59.167 --> 00:13:01.487
 Like what? I don't know.

383
00:13:01.487 --> 00:13:02.887
 What did I forget?

384
00:13:02.887 --> 00:13:05.267
 Small details,

385
00:13:05.267 --> 00:13:05.707
 apparently.

386
00:13:05.707 --> 00:13:09.727
 Well, like

387
00:13:09.727 --> 00:13:11.547
 just this morning, you said

388
00:13:11.547 --> 00:13:13.767
 that I must be rubbing off on you

389
00:13:13.767 --> 00:13:15.547
 because you had an ENSYS bag

390
00:13:15.547 --> 00:13:17.127
 in the car.

391
00:13:17.127 --> 00:13:19.487
 That's something I never would have done before,

392
00:13:19.487 --> 00:13:20.067
 but it's true.

393
00:13:20.067 --> 00:13:23.707
 You got me thinking about things that I never would have

394
00:13:23.707 --> 00:13:25.147
 done before or thought about before.

395
00:13:25.147 --> 00:13:26.707
 So that's good.

396
00:13:26.707 --> 00:13:28.667
 Laughing heartily.

397
00:13:28.667 --> 00:13:30.167
 I think that's important.

398
00:13:30.167 --> 00:13:32.227
 How hard do you get when you laugh?

399
00:13:35.067 --> 00:13:37.027
 Not very, because I jiggle too much.

400
00:13:37.027 --> 00:13:40.747
 Do you laugh quite a bit,

401
00:13:40.747 --> 00:13:43.127
 heartily, when you think it's attractive?

402
00:13:43.127 --> 00:13:44.667
 I remember

403
00:13:44.667 --> 00:13:46.907
 quite a long time ago, I watched

404
00:13:46.907 --> 00:13:48.987
 a series called Pastor.

405
00:13:48.987 --> 00:13:49.787
 Okay.

406
00:13:49.787 --> 00:13:52.827
 And there were

407
00:13:52.827 --> 00:13:55.207
 a couple of times that I laughed out loud

408
00:13:55.207 --> 00:13:56.667
 and you said,

409
00:13:56.667 --> 00:13:58.987
 I don't know what you saw,

410
00:13:58.987 --> 00:14:00.647
 but it must have been twisted because

411
00:14:00.647 --> 00:14:02.747
 that's what happens when you laugh

412
00:14:02.747 --> 00:14:03.307
 out loud.

413
00:14:03.307 --> 00:14:07.087
 So, it was calling you out on it?

414
00:14:07.087 --> 00:14:07.847
 Mm-hmm.

415
00:14:07.847 --> 00:14:10.587
 That's too much. I wonder what it was.

416
00:14:10.587 --> 00:14:13.267
 Well, I remember the scene, but...

417
00:14:13.267 --> 00:14:14.987
 Yeah. What was the scene?

418
00:14:14.987 --> 00:14:16.887
 It was her star

419
00:14:16.887 --> 00:14:18.887
 and some athlete

420
00:14:18.887 --> 00:14:20.907
 who were having this competition

421
00:14:20.907 --> 00:14:23.087
 to see who could be the best

422
00:14:23.087 --> 00:14:23.587
 assassin.

423
00:14:23.587 --> 00:14:26.787
 And they did all of this,

424
00:14:26.787 --> 00:14:27.267
 like,

425
00:14:27.267 --> 00:14:30.347
 calisthenics

426
00:14:30.347 --> 00:14:32.547
 and typing,

427
00:14:32.547 --> 00:14:32.967
 and,

428
00:14:32.967 --> 00:14:34.027
 and just

429
00:14:34.027 --> 00:14:35.727
 a whole bunch of things.

430
00:14:35.727 --> 00:14:38.287
 And the last event, they were tied

431
00:14:38.287 --> 00:14:40.347
 to the end, and the last

432
00:14:40.347 --> 00:14:41.047
 event was

433
00:14:41.047 --> 00:14:43.627
 a target practice

434
00:14:43.627 --> 00:14:46.347
 with guns. And the first guy,

435
00:14:46.347 --> 00:14:48.467
 he picks, or the other guy, he takes

436
00:14:48.467 --> 00:14:50.247
 his gun up and he shoots

437
00:14:50.247 --> 00:14:51.987
 right square in the middle of the target.

438
00:14:51.987 --> 00:14:54.487
 And then her star picks up

439
00:14:54.487 --> 00:14:55.927
 his gun and shoots the other guy.

440
00:14:55.927 --> 00:14:56.687
 Oh, wow.

441
00:14:56.687 --> 00:15:00.207
 That's something twisted that you would definitely

442
00:15:00.207 --> 00:15:01.587
 laugh at, too. Yes.

443
00:15:01.587 --> 00:15:02.407
 That's funny.

444
00:15:02.407 --> 00:15:03.987
 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

445
00:15:03.987 --> 00:15:05.527
 Alright.

446
00:15:05.527 --> 00:15:07.167
 Calm under stress.

447
00:15:07.167 --> 00:15:10.267
 Um, I think I'm much better

448
00:15:10.267 --> 00:15:11.947
 at this than you are. I think so, too.

449
00:15:11.947 --> 00:15:13.787
 Much, much, much, much better.

450
00:15:13.787 --> 00:15:16.287
 I've gotten better, but I'm still not

451
00:15:16.287 --> 00:15:18.027
 very good at it. But I'll admit it.

452
00:15:18.027 --> 00:15:19.607
 I mean, do you think I've gotten better?

453
00:15:19.607 --> 00:15:21.747
 Yeah, but then every once in a while

454
00:15:21.747 --> 00:15:24.227
 something happens. I take ten steps

455
00:15:24.227 --> 00:15:26.167
 back, yeah. I think I freak out.

456
00:15:26.167 --> 00:15:28.267
 Um, the last time your prosthetic

457
00:15:28.267 --> 00:15:29.507
 broke. Mm-hmm.

458
00:15:29.507 --> 00:15:31.507
 And you tried to fix it.

459
00:15:31.647 --> 00:15:33.947
 I had to stop you from damaging

460
00:15:33.947 --> 00:15:35.887
 it more. Yeah, because I was pissed off.

461
00:15:35.887 --> 00:15:37.327
 Yeah, you got very angry.

462
00:15:37.327 --> 00:15:39.827
 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, that's...

463
00:15:39.827 --> 00:15:40.907
 You're right. Yeah.

464
00:15:40.907 --> 00:15:43.707
 I get angry, but I don't get angry

465
00:15:43.707 --> 00:15:45.627
 and throw things because I know that it's

466
00:15:45.627 --> 00:15:47.127
 just going to make it worse. Yeah.

467
00:15:47.127 --> 00:15:49.047
 You do get angry, though. Mm-hmm.

468
00:15:49.047 --> 00:15:51.627
 You're not afraid to let that anger get

469
00:15:51.627 --> 00:15:53.667
 the best of you. And I think you

470
00:15:53.667 --> 00:15:55.507
 have learned that because I'm angry

471
00:15:55.507 --> 00:15:57.207
 doesn't mean I'm angry at you. Mm-hmm.

472
00:15:57.207 --> 00:15:59.567
 Yeah, because, well, it's scary at first

473
00:15:59.567 --> 00:16:01.487
 because you get... You do. You get very,

474
00:16:01.487 --> 00:16:03.627
 very angry, and you're still a very big man.

475
00:16:03.627 --> 00:16:05.607
 Mm-hmm. And, yeah,

476
00:16:05.607 --> 00:16:07.487
 it's, uh, it's quite an eye-opener

477
00:16:07.487 --> 00:16:09.447
 when you first see you get angry

478
00:16:09.447 --> 00:16:11.487
 because you're a very soft-spoken, gentle man.

479
00:16:11.487 --> 00:16:13.047
 And then when you get angry,

480
00:16:13.047 --> 00:16:15.507
 it's kind of like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

481
00:16:15.507 --> 00:16:17.347
 Mm-hmm. And, you know, I just...

482
00:16:17.347 --> 00:16:19.087
 When the first time I remember seeing you get angry,

483
00:16:19.087 --> 00:16:21.607
 you really caught me off guard because you get angry.

484
00:16:21.607 --> 00:16:23.627
 And I think I told you at that

485
00:16:23.627 --> 00:16:25.067
 time, don't... Yeah.

486
00:16:25.067 --> 00:16:27.287
 Talk to me right now. Mm-hmm.

487
00:16:27.287 --> 00:16:29.467
 I will talk to you. I will talk to you,

488
00:16:29.467 --> 00:16:30.787
 but not now. Yeah.

489
00:16:31.327 --> 00:16:32.607
 Yeah. But it's okay.

490
00:16:32.607 --> 00:16:35.207
 Fixing stuff without fanfare.

491
00:16:35.207 --> 00:16:37.507
 I think that's... That's a positive.

492
00:16:37.507 --> 00:16:38.947
 I mean... Mm-hmm.

493
00:16:38.947 --> 00:16:41.507
 Yeah, I don't see it necessary to be...

494
00:16:41.507 --> 00:16:43.447
 Trump is another example. If he does

495
00:16:43.447 --> 00:16:45.187
 fix something, then he wants...

496
00:16:45.187 --> 00:16:47.367
 He wants all the accolades and the pat on the back

497
00:16:47.367 --> 00:16:48.987
 and all that crap. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

498
00:16:48.987 --> 00:16:50.607
 Um, yeah.

499
00:16:50.607 --> 00:16:52.627
 Probably because it doesn't ever happen.

500
00:16:52.627 --> 00:16:55.167
 Probably.

501
00:16:55.167 --> 00:16:56.947
 Never got any love from his

502
00:16:56.947 --> 00:16:57.707
 poppin' mama.

503
00:16:57.707 --> 00:17:01.167
 When a guy just hops

504
00:17:01.167 --> 00:17:03.207
 in to help me with something unbidden,

505
00:17:03.207 --> 00:17:04.707
 I think I do that.

506
00:17:04.707 --> 00:17:06.807
 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

507
00:17:06.807 --> 00:17:08.167
 I've seen you do it.

508
00:17:08.167 --> 00:17:11.347
 It's nice, too. It's just... It's nice.

509
00:17:11.347 --> 00:17:13.087
 You know what I mean? Yeah.

510
00:17:13.087 --> 00:17:15.187
 I'm just visualizing the

511
00:17:15.187 --> 00:17:16.727
 times that I've said,

512
00:17:16.727 --> 00:17:18.927
 oh, just let me do it. Yeah.

513
00:17:18.927 --> 00:17:21.627
 Never.

514
00:17:21.627 --> 00:17:24.987
 Also, I mean, if someone knows how to do it better

515
00:17:24.987 --> 00:17:25.907
 than I do, then yeah.

516
00:17:25.907 --> 00:17:28.387
 You're gonna sit there and watch me

517
00:17:28.387 --> 00:17:31.007
 frickin' struggle, or you're gonna

518
00:17:31.007 --> 00:17:32.707
 put your experience to use.

519
00:17:32.707 --> 00:17:34.447
 So, yeah.

520
00:17:34.447 --> 00:17:36.567
 That's about a 50-50 there. Yeah.

521
00:17:36.567 --> 00:17:39.047
 Cooking in the kitchen and not just on the grill.

522
00:17:39.047 --> 00:17:40.967
 I think that's gonna be sexy.

523
00:17:40.967 --> 00:17:42.947
 I don't ever think

524
00:17:42.947 --> 00:17:44.807
 I've thought of it as sexy, but

525
00:17:44.807 --> 00:17:47.147
 being the opposite is very unsexy.

526
00:17:47.147 --> 00:17:48.907
 Yeah. Yeah, very much.

527
00:17:48.907 --> 00:17:50.467
 But it is different

528
00:17:50.467 --> 00:17:52.627
 between the kitchen and the grill. Don't you agree?

529
00:17:52.627 --> 00:17:54.907
 Yeah. So many guys cook

530
00:17:54.907 --> 00:17:56.807
 on the grill. It's a macho

531
00:17:56.807 --> 00:17:57.787
 kind of thing. Yeah.

532
00:17:57.787 --> 00:18:00.847
 Which is silly. It's just sort of

533
00:18:00.847 --> 00:18:02.147
 a different cooking device.

534
00:18:02.147 --> 00:18:02.887
 You know what I mean?

535
00:18:02.887 --> 00:18:06.427
 You know what I mean? Like, why is it so unsexy?

536
00:18:06.427 --> 00:18:08.667
 Because he's grilling instead of using an oven.

537
00:18:08.667 --> 00:18:10.767
 Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? You're still preparing

538
00:18:10.767 --> 00:18:12.667
 a meal. Well, most

539
00:18:12.667 --> 00:18:14.107
 guys who are grilling

540
00:18:14.107 --> 00:18:16.347
 aren't really doing any of the preparing.

541
00:18:16.347 --> 00:18:18.387
 They're standing there watching the steaks cook

542
00:18:18.387 --> 00:18:20.827
 while somebody else puts the table out

543
00:18:20.827 --> 00:18:22.847
 and does all

544
00:18:22.847 --> 00:18:24.267
 the rest of the stuff. You're right.

545
00:18:24.267 --> 00:18:26.587
 Being adorably scared

546
00:18:26.587 --> 00:18:28.207
 about watching horror movies.

547
00:18:28.207 --> 00:18:30.687
 Obviously, this was a very specific

548
00:18:30.687 --> 00:18:32.387
 one that somebody had.

549
00:18:32.387 --> 00:18:33.267
 Mm-hmm.

550
00:18:33.267 --> 00:18:36.347
 And you don't watch scary movies.

551
00:18:36.347 --> 00:18:37.887
 Do you think it's adorable when I watch

552
00:18:37.887 --> 00:18:39.967
 scary movies and get scared? Yes.

553
00:18:39.967 --> 00:18:42.347
 Do you really? Mm-hmm. Why? Because it's

554
00:18:42.347 --> 00:18:44.427
 just funny? I guess I'm a

555
00:18:44.427 --> 00:18:45.907
 bit illogical about it. If

556
00:18:45.907 --> 00:18:48.307
 I'm afraid of being scared, then

557
00:18:48.307 --> 00:18:49.747
 I just won't watch the movie.

558
00:18:49.747 --> 00:18:51.007
 Mm-hmm.

559
00:18:51.007 --> 00:18:54.487
 So, you don't fall for any of this

560
00:18:54.487 --> 00:18:55.667
 could possibly ever happen?

561
00:18:55.667 --> 00:18:58.387
 Mm-hmm. The things

562
00:18:58.387 --> 00:19:00.327
 in scary movies that don't

563
00:19:00.527 --> 00:19:02.287
 actually, happen to me. Yeah, well,

564
00:19:02.287 --> 00:19:04.407
 no, no. Most of them

565
00:19:04.407 --> 00:19:06.307
 are so over-the-top. Yeah, that's

566
00:19:06.307 --> 00:19:08.267
 why I think scary movies are no

567
00:19:08.267 --> 00:19:10.267
 longer scary. Some of the

568
00:19:10.267 --> 00:19:12.067
 thrillers that are out there will kind of get you

569
00:19:12.067 --> 00:19:14.267
 more of the ones that make you think

570
00:19:14.267 --> 00:19:16.287
 about it before. Oh, if

571
00:19:16.287 --> 00:19:18.407
 it's like the next-door

572
00:19:18.407 --> 00:19:20.247
 neighbor who has a butcher shop in

573
00:19:20.247 --> 00:19:22.207
 his basement or something. Well, get away from

574
00:19:22.207 --> 00:19:24.467
 the whole slash-and-kill thing.

575
00:19:24.467 --> 00:19:26.267
 You know, the guy with the mask goes

576
00:19:26.267 --> 00:19:28.387
 around with a machete and hacks people. No one knows.

577
00:19:28.387 --> 00:19:29.927
 Everyone knows that's not going to happen.

578
00:19:30.367 --> 00:19:32.047
 Um. And

579
00:19:32.047 --> 00:19:34.347
 true evil hardly

580
00:19:34.347 --> 00:19:36.147
 ever takes an appearance like that.

581
00:19:36.147 --> 00:19:38.407
 It's usually something subtle and

582
00:19:38.407 --> 00:19:40.347
 terrible.

583
00:19:40.347 --> 00:19:42.427
 Mm-hmm. Why do we

584
00:19:42.427 --> 00:19:43.587
 keep coming back to Trump?

585
00:19:43.587 --> 00:19:46.367
 Because he's

586
00:19:46.367 --> 00:19:47.127
 an evil man.

587
00:19:47.127 --> 00:19:50.347
 Speaking more than one language.

588
00:19:50.347 --> 00:19:52.447
 Oh, whoopee.

589
00:19:52.447 --> 00:19:54.447
 I mean, it's... Does pig Latin

590
00:19:54.447 --> 00:19:56.387
 count? No. I guess

591
00:19:56.387 --> 00:19:58.487
 so. I mean; I guess it could because it is

592
00:19:58.487 --> 00:20:00.087
 another language. It's not

593
00:20:00.207 --> 00:20:02.567
 how about Vulcan. I guess it's

594
00:20:02.567 --> 00:20:04.467
 a... Or Klingon. Doesn't do anything

595
00:20:04.467 --> 00:20:06.267
 for you. Doesn't do anything for me. No.

596
00:20:06.267 --> 00:20:08.527
 I mean, good for you, but I don't think

597
00:20:08.527 --> 00:20:10.127
 it's sexy. Oh, yeah.

598
00:20:10.127 --> 00:20:12.547
 I mean, it's... Oh, well, you know

599
00:20:12.547 --> 00:20:14.107
 how to speak another language. Whoopee.

600
00:20:14.107 --> 00:20:16.467
 So, you know, it's not a

601
00:20:16.467 --> 00:20:18.347
 big power move for me. Mm-hmm.

602
00:20:18.347 --> 00:20:20.627
 When they are super nice

603
00:20:20.627 --> 00:20:22.327
 to wait staff. Okay.

604
00:20:22.327 --> 00:20:24.247
 I think that's sexy.

605
00:20:24.247 --> 00:20:26.527
 I think it's sexy the way you

606
00:20:26.527 --> 00:20:27.967
 tip and how nice you are to

607
00:20:27.967 --> 00:20:29.727
 the wait staff when we go out to eat.

608
00:20:30.047 --> 00:20:32.107
 I wouldn't say sexy, but it's the way

609
00:20:32.107 --> 00:20:34.107
 that you're very polite. It's just the way

610
00:20:34.107 --> 00:20:35.907
 you ought to be. You're polite.

611
00:20:35.907 --> 00:20:38.047
 Shouldn't stand out. Yeah, you're polite

612
00:20:38.047 --> 00:20:40.087
 though, but I think the

613
00:20:40.087 --> 00:20:41.227
 waiters and waitresses that

614
00:20:41.227 --> 00:20:43.687
 have helped us know us now.

615
00:20:43.687 --> 00:20:46.287
 Because they remember that $20 tip.

616
00:20:46.287 --> 00:20:47.707
 They remember that $20 tip. Yeah. You know what I mean?

617
00:20:47.707 --> 00:20:49.927
 A lot of times, that's a lot more than what we

618
00:20:49.927 --> 00:20:51.947
 spent the food for. You know what I mean?

619
00:20:51.947 --> 00:20:53.747
 Yeah. And well above.

620
00:20:53.747 --> 00:20:56.047
 So... Laughs easily.

621
00:20:56.047 --> 00:20:58.107
 Yeah. I don't see why that would be

622
00:20:58.107 --> 00:20:59.887
 a bad thing ever. I think you

623
00:20:59.887 --> 00:21:02.007
 laugh pretty easily. You think so?

624
00:21:02.007 --> 00:21:03.147
 Because I'm so funny looking.

625
00:21:03.147 --> 00:21:06.027
 I would never say you're funny

626
00:21:06.027 --> 00:21:07.947
 looking. Prefers bare

627
00:21:07.947 --> 00:21:10.047
 feet at home. No. Absolutely

628
00:21:10.047 --> 00:21:11.807
 not. No bare feet for you.

629
00:21:11.807 --> 00:21:13.787
 Well, just look

630
00:21:13.787 --> 00:21:15.767
 what can happen. Yeah, we're both

631
00:21:15.767 --> 00:21:17.667
 diabetic though. Too much

632
00:21:17.667 --> 00:21:19.407
 risk for little reward.

633
00:21:19.407 --> 00:21:21.687
 Way too much risk for little reward.

634
00:21:21.687 --> 00:21:23.947
 Even just because I'm diabetic, I've known about

635
00:21:23.947 --> 00:21:25.327
 the risk of being barefoot anyway.

636
00:21:25.327 --> 00:21:27.667
 It's easy to step on something and get

637
00:21:27.667 --> 00:21:29.727
 infected and turn out like me.

638
00:21:29.727 --> 00:21:31.587
 Mm-hmm. It's not that hard.

639
00:21:31.587 --> 00:21:33.487
 That's probably how it happened to you.

640
00:21:33.487 --> 00:21:35.187
 Probably. Probably you stepped on something

641
00:21:35.187 --> 00:21:36.887
 and got infected. And I mean,

642
00:21:36.887 --> 00:21:39.427
 it can happen to anybody, not just a diabetic.

643
00:21:39.427 --> 00:21:41.707
 Diabetics have a higher chance of that happening to them

644
00:21:41.707 --> 00:21:43.427
 because they don't heal quite as quickly.

645
00:21:43.427 --> 00:21:45.767
 But yeah, it's... And don't

646
00:21:45.767 --> 00:21:47.507
 feel the pain. Mm-hmm.

647
00:21:47.507 --> 00:21:49.707
 Yeah. Yeah, and I just

648
00:21:49.707 --> 00:21:51.667
 don't see the... Maybe somebody

649
00:21:51.667 --> 00:21:52.687
 who likes feet.

650
00:21:52.687 --> 00:21:55.827
 Yeah. Which are gross anyway,

651
00:21:55.827 --> 00:21:57.007
 so...

652
00:21:57.007 --> 00:21:59.207
 Smells like laundry soap.

653
00:21:59.567 --> 00:22:00.807
 Depends on the laundry soap.

654
00:22:00.807 --> 00:22:02.987
 Okay. I'm teasing. I do.

655
00:22:02.987 --> 00:22:05.227
 I think that's better than smelling like body odor.

656
00:22:05.227 --> 00:22:07.447
 Yeah. No, I think that's good.

657
00:22:07.447 --> 00:22:09.447
 Before we judge any guys,

658
00:22:09.447 --> 00:22:10.807
 we should go up and...

659
00:22:10.807 --> 00:22:12.527
 Smell. Smell. Yeah.

660
00:22:12.527 --> 00:22:14.567
 Well, you don't like cologne of any sort.

661
00:22:14.567 --> 00:22:15.927
 No, I don't. Okay.

662
00:22:15.927 --> 00:22:19.187
 Sits down to urinate. Never thought of it.

663
00:22:19.187 --> 00:22:21.227
 I think that's a polite way of saying

664
00:22:21.227 --> 00:22:22.547
 doesn't piss on the floor.

665
00:22:22.547 --> 00:22:24.627
 Okay. Yeah,

666
00:22:24.627 --> 00:22:26.527
 I never thought of it one way or another.

667
00:22:26.527 --> 00:22:27.627
 I never sat there and went,

668
00:22:27.627 --> 00:22:29.527
 oh, that guy sits down.

669
00:22:29.567 --> 00:22:30.087
 That's sexy.

670
00:22:30.087 --> 00:22:32.487
 Well, yeah, I haven't thought that either.

671
00:22:32.487 --> 00:22:35.867
 A lot of guys who have a PA have to

672
00:22:35.867 --> 00:22:38.087
 because it just goes everywhere.

673
00:22:38.087 --> 00:22:39.227
 Yeah, I've heard it.

674
00:22:39.227 --> 00:22:41.607
 When I briefly thought about getting a PA,

675
00:22:41.607 --> 00:22:43.347
 that was one of the warnings someone told me.

676
00:22:43.347 --> 00:22:46.067
 You actually have to turn your cock

677
00:22:46.067 --> 00:22:48.347
 around, like twist it around

678
00:22:48.347 --> 00:22:50.487
 so, you can have some sort of aim.

679
00:22:50.487 --> 00:22:51.967
 So, I'm like,

680
00:22:51.967 --> 00:22:54.087
 that's not too much work for a little...

681
00:22:54.087 --> 00:22:55.947
 So...

682
00:22:55.947 --> 00:22:58.387
 Kindness is the hottest thing a guy can have

683
00:22:58.387 --> 00:22:59.487
 and being humble.

684
00:22:59.487 --> 00:23:00.267
 Okay.

685
00:23:00.267 --> 00:23:01.987
 Like to the waitstaff.

686
00:23:01.987 --> 00:23:03.007
 That's what I'm wondering.

687
00:23:03.007 --> 00:23:04.067
 Kindness.

688
00:23:04.067 --> 00:23:07.567
 I don't think I really show kindness very often.

689
00:23:07.567 --> 00:23:09.767
 You're not mean, though.

690
00:23:09.767 --> 00:23:10.827
 No.

691
00:23:10.827 --> 00:23:13.147
 I'm thinking like a homeless person

692
00:23:13.147 --> 00:23:15.227
 asking for a handout, you'll do that,

693
00:23:15.227 --> 00:23:16.107
 but I won't.

694
00:23:16.107 --> 00:23:17.387
 Yeah. Yeah.

695
00:23:17.387 --> 00:23:20.647
 I think that's being unkind, isn't it?

696
00:23:20.647 --> 00:23:21.327
 Yeah.

697
00:23:21.327 --> 00:23:23.567
 Well, I mean, it's not that bad, though.

698
00:23:23.567 --> 00:23:25.087
 Would you agree?

699
00:23:25.087 --> 00:23:25.787
 Yeah.

700
00:23:25.787 --> 00:23:26.867
 So, yeah.

701
00:23:26.867 --> 00:23:28.507
 I mean, like you could

702
00:23:28.507 --> 00:23:28.867
 do something...

703
00:23:28.867 --> 00:23:30.267
 Do something like

704
00:23:30.267 --> 00:23:32.747
 tell Ukraine that they're going to have to

705
00:23:32.747 --> 00:23:34.547
 give up the war

706
00:23:34.547 --> 00:23:36.127
 and lose all their

707
00:23:36.127 --> 00:23:37.347
 territory.

708
00:23:37.347 --> 00:23:39.727
 That's not being kind.

709
00:23:39.727 --> 00:23:41.607
 No. No, not at all.

710
00:23:41.607 --> 00:23:43.087
 Well, yeah.

711
00:23:43.087 --> 00:23:44.427
 I guess we better move on.

712
00:23:44.427 --> 00:23:46.787
 No, I just don't have anything to add to it. I'm sorry.

713
00:23:46.787 --> 00:23:50.127
 Speaks well about his family and friends.

714
00:23:50.127 --> 00:23:51.967
 Well, that's just...

715
00:23:51.967 --> 00:23:52.827
 You would want that, wouldn't you?

716
00:23:52.827 --> 00:23:53.827
 That's just being kind.

717
00:23:53.827 --> 00:23:54.927
 That's just being kind, yeah.

718
00:23:54.927 --> 00:23:55.707
 Hmm.

719
00:23:55.707 --> 00:23:56.827
 I mean, you're saying...

720
00:23:56.827 --> 00:23:57.707
 I have...

721
00:23:57.707 --> 00:23:58.407
 I have...

722
00:23:58.407 --> 00:24:00.307
 In the past, dated guys who

723
00:24:00.307 --> 00:24:02.927
 didn't have a good thing to say about anybody.

724
00:24:02.927 --> 00:24:03.407
 Right.

725
00:24:03.407 --> 00:24:06.447
 And that is not an appealing look.

726
00:24:06.447 --> 00:24:07.047
 Yeah.

727
00:24:07.047 --> 00:24:09.867
 So, people who are just negative all the time, you're not...

728
00:24:09.867 --> 00:24:12.047
 Especially at other people, yeah.

729
00:24:12.047 --> 00:24:12.407
 Yeah.

730
00:24:12.407 --> 00:24:12.987
 Well, yeah.

731
00:24:12.987 --> 00:24:15.847
 You don't want to be around someone that's constantly ridiculing and...

732
00:24:15.847 --> 00:24:16.267
 Mm-hmm.

733
00:24:16.267 --> 00:24:19.147
 ...being mean to other people you care about.

734
00:24:19.147 --> 00:24:19.867
 Mm-hmm.

735
00:24:19.867 --> 00:24:20.607
 So, yeah.

736
00:24:20.607 --> 00:24:21.367
 I would agree with that.

737
00:24:21.367 --> 00:24:26.427
 Now, I tend to point out things, but it's in an ironic way.

738
00:24:26.427 --> 00:24:27.247
 Mm-hmm.

739
00:24:27.247 --> 00:24:28.247
 Usually, like...

740
00:24:28.247 --> 00:24:33.647
 Like, um, this guy is trying to be president of the United States and being a failure instead.

741
00:24:33.647 --> 00:24:34.607
 Mm-hmm.

742
00:24:34.607 --> 00:24:35.767
 Yeah, terribly.

743
00:24:35.767 --> 00:24:36.587
 Mm-hmm.

744
00:24:36.587 --> 00:24:42.507
 Guys who want to try my hobbies are inquisitive about them and fine with letting me do them.

745
00:24:42.507 --> 00:24:43.167
 Okay.

746
00:24:43.167 --> 00:24:44.727
 And we both do this.

747
00:24:44.727 --> 00:24:45.067
 Yeah.

748
00:24:45.067 --> 00:24:49.307
 But it's funny because we both will try it and neither one of us like it.

749
00:24:49.307 --> 00:24:52.487
 But we tried at least.

750
00:24:52.487 --> 00:24:53.467
 Mm-hmm.

751
00:24:53.467 --> 00:24:57.467
 So, I don't want to say we put in, like, a thousand percent effort when we try.

752
00:24:57.467 --> 00:25:00.547
 I don't want to say we try, quote, quote, unquote, but, um...

753
00:25:00.547 --> 00:25:05.847
 I think the last thing that I tried was helping you with putting together Legos.

754
00:25:05.847 --> 00:25:06.727
 Mm-hmm.

755
00:25:06.727 --> 00:25:08.347
 God, that was so boring.

756
00:25:08.347 --> 00:25:13.347
 Now you tell me, what, five years later?

757
00:25:13.347 --> 00:25:19.967
 Yeah, the Legos are not a group, uh, a group activity.

758
00:25:19.967 --> 00:25:25.187
 Well, I think we boiled it down to I find the parts and you put them in.

759
00:25:25.187 --> 00:25:25.487
 Yeah.

760
00:25:25.487 --> 00:25:26.187
 Yeah.

761
00:25:26.187 --> 00:25:27.447
 You were good at finding the parts.

762
00:25:27.447 --> 00:25:28.187
 Mm-hmm.

763
00:25:28.187 --> 00:25:32.927
 So, uh, when they show love and respect for animals...

764
00:25:32.927 --> 00:25:33.647
 You do that.

765
00:25:33.647 --> 00:25:34.407
 What?

766
00:25:34.407 --> 00:25:35.907
 You do that so much.

767
00:25:35.907 --> 00:25:37.087
 Show love and respect for animals?

768
00:25:37.087 --> 00:25:39.407
 You take care of all of our pets, really.

769
00:25:39.407 --> 00:25:39.827
 Yeah.

770
00:25:39.827 --> 00:25:41.607
 So, would you say that I'm good at it?

771
00:25:41.607 --> 00:25:42.187
 Yes.

772
00:25:42.187 --> 00:25:42.927
 Okay.

773
00:25:42.927 --> 00:25:43.827
 Thank you.

774
00:25:43.827 --> 00:25:49.027
 That, and it makes me want to puke when I have to scoop the litter box.

775
00:25:49.027 --> 00:25:52.167
 So, you barely have to do it ever, though.

776
00:25:52.167 --> 00:25:52.767
 Mm-hmm.

777
00:25:52.767 --> 00:25:54.187
 Um, last one.

778
00:25:54.187 --> 00:25:57.047
 Being rich makes a guy super attractive.

779
00:25:57.047 --> 00:25:58.047
 Mm-hmm.

780
00:25:58.047 --> 00:26:01.747
 I never know, I don't know, I never dated someone super rich.

781
00:26:01.747 --> 00:26:04.687
 I don't think, I don't know, it doesn't do anything for me.

782
00:26:04.687 --> 00:26:07.187
 So, if Donald Trump proposed to you, you wouldn't accept?

783
00:26:07.187 --> 00:26:07.447
 No.

784
00:26:07.447 --> 00:26:10.207
 Oh, no.

785
00:26:10.207 --> 00:26:11.747
 You trying to get me sick again?

786
00:26:11.747 --> 00:26:15.207
 No, no, no, no.

787
00:26:15.207 --> 00:26:18.627
 I think that last one must have been put on there as a joke.

788
00:26:18.627 --> 00:26:20.087
 Yeah, had to be.

789
00:26:20.087 --> 00:26:22.847
 Well, do you got a good, was that the joke for the week?

790
00:26:22.847 --> 00:26:24.087
 No, no.

791
00:26:24.087 --> 00:26:25.907
 Do you got a joke for us this week?

792
00:26:25.907 --> 00:26:26.327
 Mm-hmm.

793
00:26:26.327 --> 00:26:30.407
 What is that sensitive bit on the penis called?

794
00:26:30.407 --> 00:26:32.227
 It's going to be a trick.

795
00:26:32.227 --> 00:26:33.527
 I don't know.

796
00:26:33.527 --> 00:26:34.407
 The man.

797
00:26:34.407 --> 00:26:36.767
 I knew it was going to be something smart like that.

798
00:26:36.767 --> 00:26:37.687
 That's good.

799
00:26:37.687 --> 00:26:39.987
 All right.

800
00:26:39.987 --> 00:26:44.067
 This was episode 171 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.

801
00:26:44.067 --> 00:26:44.947
 This is Baehr.

802
00:26:44.947 --> 00:26:45.507
 And Curadh.

803
00:26:45.507 --> 00:26:46.087
 Goodbye.

804
00:26:48.124 --> 00:26:51.844
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805
00:26:51.844 --> 00:26:55.764
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806
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