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 Hello from Baehr and Curadh, a podcast from the Land of Awes Information Services.

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 I love you, Kura.

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 I love you, Bear.

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 This is episode 174 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.

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 We're going to consider date night ideas.

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 This should be cute.

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 I cheated. I looked at some of them.

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 So, these are dates. These are ideas for dates that me and you can go on or normal people go on?

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 I think it's for queer people.

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 Okay. So not normal, not us.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 It's easy.

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 Arcade adventure.

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 I would have fun doing that.

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 I would be so bored.

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 You'd drive you crazy.

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 I don't like playing games.

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 In fact, didn't your company you work for have some kind of a thing like that?

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 Two years ago, we went to Buster's or whatever, Dave and Buster's, and we did that.

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 Yeah, you lost interest within about two minutes.

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 So, I gave you all my tickets.

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 And then we gave the prizes that we won.

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 We gave them to one of my coworkers.

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 She was happy.

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 She got what she wanted.

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 She won it.

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 So, it was nice seeing her happy.

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 So, but, yeah, that's really not our, I don't know.

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 It's okay with me, but it's expensive to play those games.

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 It's not a cheap date.

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 When we go, like, to round one, there's usually only, like, half a dozen people in there.

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 I don't know how they can make money.

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 Yeah, I imagine most of their money probably comes on the nights when we're not there.

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 Oh, late at night.

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 Late at night, yeah.

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 I mean, they're open until 2 o'clock in the morning, I think.

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 So, I imagine it's probably more of a bar crowd.

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 Arboretum.

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 We could do that.

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 Is there one nearby?

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 Botanica.

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 That's what I thought, but, yeah, we didn't really much use that, did we?

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 No, because they would close at 5 p.m. every night.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 And most days, you didn't get home from work until 6 or 7.

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 We had a membership.

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 But we just never could use it.

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 Yeah, that's too bad.

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 Art night.

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 Well, we do that on the weekends sometimes.

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 We go to the art museum.

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 I don't think that's what this is.

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 Oh, is this like we do art at home?

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 It's like you go and you learn how to oil paint or watercolor or something like that.

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 I would like that, I think.

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 Do you not, you don't think you'd like it or?

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 I don't know.

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 I wouldn't be very good at it.

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 No, I think they do.

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 I think they do it pretty basic.

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 It's like pretty remedial.

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 Like, they walk you through it when they do it.

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 But most of the time, they serve wine and stuff like that.

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 No, so you don't care how bad it is.

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 Like, you know what I mean?

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 They literally walk you through it.

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 And it's supposed to just be a lot of fun.

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 So, I think that became a key to do.

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 But, yeah, I don't think you'd enjoy it.

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 Beach Day Escapade.

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 What is that?

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 I guess when you go down to the shore.

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 The beach, yeah.

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 Oh, what kind of foam?

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 What have you got in your mouth?

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 I just remembered that I have them.

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 I'll spit it out.

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 I had a mint in my mouth.

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 I'm sorry.

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 I just got chastised by the teacher.

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 There's no way I can edit that sound out.

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 Well, you caught me, okay?

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 I didn't mean to do it.

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 Because it happened while you're talking.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 A beach party.

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 I did do plenty of those.

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 I did do plenty of those growing up.

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 There aren't any beaches in Kansas.

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 Beach volleyball.

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 Well, we're moving along, aren't we?

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 Well, no.

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 Beach volleyball.

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 Beach party, beach volleyball can pretty much be the same thing.

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 A lot of times when you're at a beach party, people play beach volleyball.

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 There is a lot of volleyball at Watson Park.

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 I saw that.

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 There's like ten courts.

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 Were they out playing yesterday, or...

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 Oh, God, no.

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 I don't know.

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 People do stupid things.

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 That's a summertime thing.

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 Well, still, I mean, it's nice enough.

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 That whole part of the park is closed anyway.

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 Oh, is it?

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 It's all under massive reconstruction.

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 Board game or puzzle night.

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 That'd be fun, I think.

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 I think board games are appropriately named.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 So, you wouldn't want to do puzzles?

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 It's just another kind of game.

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 And how do you do a puzzle together?

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 I don't know.

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 Because I think you'd just be holding up the other person.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 Do reverse Jenga, I guess.

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 Yeah, pretty much.

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 Bowling.

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 We could do that.

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 We've bowled before.

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 That's the only thing we ever did at...

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 Mm-hmm.

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 It's round one.

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 Round one, yeah.

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 That's probably what they're named after.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 And they used to have, like, an all-day bowling or, you know, as many games as you can.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 For one price.

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 And they stopped doing that.

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 I know.

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 That's when we stopped going.

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 So, we had fun there doing it there for a while, but it became outrageously priced.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 Once they took that special away.

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 And at the time, we thought they were the only ones that had the handicap ramp bowling.

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 But it turns out every bowling alley has those.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 And didn't we also do bowling at the arcade thing that your company did?

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 Mm-hmm.

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 Although I don't think I bowled any.

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 You used the handicap ramp.

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 I didn't.

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 That was the one time I didn't.

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 So, it actually was okay with it.

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 So, I wanted to see if I could do it, and I did it.

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 I would not even try.

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 I would be afraid to put my back out.

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 Well, my thing was I was more worried about slipping or falling, and I didn't slip or

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 fall or anything, but it doesn't mean I'm going to run out and join a bowling league

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 So, I mean, I'm still kind of hesitant about bowling.

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 Well, those leagues are so competitive.

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 Really?

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 I don't like competition.

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 And I'm not.

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 I don't like anywhere good enough to be any sort of competitive level in bowling.

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 Bowling, I'm one step above the drunk that goes there to waste money.

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 I mean, I don't drink, but you know what I mean?

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 I'm just as worthless sitting there doing nothing.

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 Building sand castles.

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 That'd be fun to do, but we don't have any sand around here.

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 Our beach is a difference.

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 The whole state is sand.

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 Yeah, but there's no beach, and you need water brushing up.

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 You could go to Watson Park.

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 That used to be a...

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 A sand pit?

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 A sand pit.

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 Hmm.

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 Same thing with Sedgwick County Park.

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 That used to be a sand pit also.

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 Hmm.

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 I didn't know that.

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 I think that'd be cool.

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 Have you ever built sand castles?

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 Not since I was like 10.

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 It'd be awful messy, but...

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 We had a sandbox in the backyard when I was a child.

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 So, you had a big, massive kitty litter box.

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 City exploration on bikes.

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 I think that would be kind of fun, but it'd be difficult for you.

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 Mm-hmm.

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 I think it'd be a lot of fun, but like you said, it'd be difficult.

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 They have bicycles with pedals that attach to your shoes.

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 And you could probably do that.

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 But if you fell over, you'd be attached to the bicycle when you fell over.

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 Yeah, but there has to be a way where those come released off the pedals pretty easily.

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 Hmm.

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 Yeah, it's something we can look into.

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 I guess you could just ride those electric bikes.

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 But it'd be kind of a lazy way to do it, isn't it?

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 I understand they're a lot like mopeds.

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 You have to pedal, like when it goes uphill or difficult,

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 because the motor just isn't strong enough to just carry you everywhere.

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 Hmm.

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 Cooking class.

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 I think that'd be fun.

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 Do you not think so?

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 The idea of food right now just doesn't...

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 It doesn't interest me whatsoever.

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 Even cooking it and...

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 You saw, we just came from the grocery store.

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 I bought, what, 12 packs of...

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 Yogurt.

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 Yogurt, and that's probably all I'm going to eat the whole week.

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 I'm just not interested in food.

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 And I think a cooking class would be just...

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 Tortures.

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 Futility right now.

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 Yeah.

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 Dance class.

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 No.

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 Didn't even think about that.

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 Well, both of us...

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 Me with one...

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 Missing leg.

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 You with two right feet.

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 Yeah, I don't think that would work out really well.

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 Do you?

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 Actually, I have two left feet, because my right foot is damaged.

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 But, yeah, I mean, yeah, I just...

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 And I mean...

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 We could learn how to flamingo dance.

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 Yeah, I...

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 Yeah, it just...

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 And it doesn't sound fun.

272
00:09:05.343 --> 00:09:07.623
 But I never thought dancing was fun.

273
00:09:07.623 --> 00:09:10.863
 I thought it just was more of a way to make fun of somebody.

274
00:09:10.863 --> 00:09:11.623
 Mm-hmm.

275
00:09:11.623 --> 00:09:13.303
 Exercise, too.

276
00:09:13.943 --> 00:09:14.803
 A rhythm.

277
00:09:14.803 --> 00:09:15.543
 Yeah.

278
00:09:15.543 --> 00:09:17.063
 Helicopter flight.

279
00:09:17.063 --> 00:09:19.743
 We do this every weekend.

280
00:09:19.743 --> 00:09:20.663
 What do you mean?

281
00:09:20.663 --> 00:09:21.503
 Helicopter flight.

282
00:09:21.503 --> 00:09:22.263
 Helicopter flights?

283
00:09:22.263 --> 00:09:22.583
 Yeah.

284
00:09:22.583 --> 00:09:28.763
 Apparently, they have one going around on Christmas, where you can go check out the Christmas lights from people's homes.

285
00:09:28.763 --> 00:09:31.743
 But they'd be tiny and far away.

286
00:09:31.743 --> 00:09:32.743
 Yeah, that's what I thought.

287
00:09:32.743 --> 00:09:33.823
 And be able to see them.

288
00:09:33.823 --> 00:09:34.243
 Yeah.

289
00:09:34.243 --> 00:09:38.243
 So, but the Dwyers decided to go up there and do it.

290
00:09:38.243 --> 00:09:43.023
 I know that my sister married a guy who was an airplane pilot.

291
00:09:43.023 --> 00:09:43.923
 He was a mechanic.

292
00:09:43.923 --> 00:09:44.883
 Mm-hmm.

293
00:09:44.883 --> 00:09:51.903
 And at Fourth of July, they would fly around the city and watch the fireworks from the airplane.

294
00:09:51.903 --> 00:09:52.443
 Mm-hmm.

295
00:09:52.443 --> 00:09:54.003
 That sounds interesting.

296
00:09:54.003 --> 00:09:55.083
 Yeah, that'd be fun.

297
00:09:55.083 --> 00:09:57.603
 Yeah, it'd be neat, I think.

298
00:09:57.603 --> 00:10:00.843
 But the fireworks, don't you think you'd feel like you're coming under fire?

299
00:10:00.843 --> 00:10:01.583
 Mm-hmm.

300
00:10:01.583 --> 00:10:02.103
 Yeah.

301
00:10:02.103 --> 00:10:06.863
 I would think they would close the airspace down.

302
00:10:06.863 --> 00:10:07.763
 Yeah.

303
00:10:07.763 --> 00:10:09.723
 Apparently not.

304
00:10:09.723 --> 00:10:10.543
 Hmm.

305
00:10:10.543 --> 00:10:12.843
 Hiking and nature trails.

306
00:10:12.843 --> 00:10:13.763
 Hmm.

307
00:10:13.763 --> 00:10:16.703
 I'm kind of limited on what we could do there, considering my condition.

308
00:10:16.703 --> 00:10:18.163
 We do this all the time.

309
00:10:18.163 --> 00:10:19.643
 Hiking and nature trails?

310
00:10:19.643 --> 00:10:20.183
 Mm-hmm.

311
00:10:20.183 --> 00:10:20.663
 Hmm.

312
00:10:20.663 --> 00:10:22.923
 We used to go on more walks than we do.

313
00:10:22.923 --> 00:10:29.283
 Well, I guess since you're getting a new prostheticist, maybe you can get that fixed and we can do that more.

314
00:10:29.283 --> 00:10:30.263
 Yeah, hopefully.

315
00:10:30.263 --> 00:10:32.263
 Um, ice skating.

316
00:10:32.263 --> 00:10:32.783
 Ice skating.

317
00:10:32.783 --> 00:10:35.283
 Yeah, don't really want another broken limb.

318
00:10:35.283 --> 00:10:37.283
 Yeah, and it doesn't sound like fun.

319
00:10:37.283 --> 00:10:40.343
 I bet if it's cold, it's all around.

320
00:10:40.343 --> 00:10:41.723
 Have you ever been ice skating before?

321
00:10:41.723 --> 00:10:43.743
 Um, not since I was...

322
00:10:43.743 --> 00:10:47.863
 It was so long ago that I have no memory of it.

323
00:10:47.863 --> 00:10:51.143
 But you have done it, but no memory.

324
00:10:51.143 --> 00:10:52.923
 Yeah, my family used to live in Massachusetts.

325
00:10:52.923 --> 00:10:53.263
 Okay.

326
00:10:53.263 --> 00:10:55.283
 Yeah, it's not a...

327
00:10:55.283 --> 00:10:57.763
 I mean, I enjoyed it, but it was nothing I was like, oh, let's go.

328
00:10:57.763 --> 00:10:58.283
 You know what I mean?

329
00:10:58.283 --> 00:11:00.243
 As a kid, it wasn't like, we're going ice skating.

330
00:11:00.243 --> 00:11:00.863
 You know what I mean?

331
00:11:00.863 --> 00:11:02.663
 It wasn't like I was running to the door to go do it.

332
00:11:02.663 --> 00:11:04.323
 It was like, oh, we're going to go to ice skating.

333
00:11:04.323 --> 00:11:06.203
 Do you know what I mean?

334
00:11:06.203 --> 00:11:06.623
 Hmm.

335
00:11:06.623 --> 00:11:08.763
 So, but it is.

336
00:11:08.763 --> 00:11:09.263
 It's cold.

337
00:11:09.263 --> 00:11:10.483
 It's very cold.

338
00:11:10.483 --> 00:11:12.743
 So, no, nothing...

339
00:11:13.583 --> 00:11:14.683
 We're pretty boring, you know that?

340
00:11:14.683 --> 00:11:16.803
 Nothing that I would like there.

341
00:11:16.803 --> 00:11:17.323
 No.

342
00:11:17.323 --> 00:11:18.943
 Language course.

343
00:11:18.943 --> 00:11:20.083
 Hmm.

344
00:11:20.083 --> 00:11:23.443
 I think that's a terrible date night idea.

345
00:11:23.443 --> 00:11:24.103
 Yeah.

346
00:11:24.103 --> 00:11:30.003
 If you're going to get serious about learning a language, it better be for more than two hours.

347
00:11:30.003 --> 00:11:30.743
 Two hours, yeah.

348
00:11:30.743 --> 00:11:33.823
 You have to put more effort in within two hours.

349
00:11:33.823 --> 00:11:34.383
 Mm-hmm.

350
00:11:34.383 --> 00:11:36.943
 But if you want to learn a language, yeah, go for it.

351
00:11:36.943 --> 00:11:39.163
 Yeah, that's fine.

352
00:11:39.163 --> 00:11:40.603
 Just don't...

353
00:11:40.603 --> 00:11:41.483
 Don't waste my time.

354
00:11:41.483 --> 00:11:41.803
 Don't.

355
00:11:41.803 --> 00:11:42.083
 Okay.

356
00:11:43.563 --> 00:11:45.243
 So, midnight swim.

357
00:11:45.243 --> 00:11:46.923
 You've probably done this a lot of times.

358
00:11:46.923 --> 00:11:48.043
 I've done that a lot of times.

359
00:11:48.043 --> 00:11:49.223
 I don't swim.

360
00:11:49.223 --> 00:11:50.603
 No, you can swim.

361
00:11:50.603 --> 00:11:52.343
 Museum tour.

362
00:11:52.343 --> 00:11:55.703
 That'd be kind of neat, but, I mean, there's no place really...

363
00:11:55.703 --> 00:11:57.263
 Something else we do all the time.

364
00:11:57.263 --> 00:11:57.823
 Mm-hmm.

365
00:11:57.823 --> 00:12:00.183
 But after a while, you've seen them all.

366
00:12:00.183 --> 00:12:01.003
 Mm-hmm.

367
00:12:01.003 --> 00:12:02.463
 And it's just at night.

368
00:12:02.463 --> 00:12:04.303
 It's a what?

369
00:12:04.303 --> 00:12:05.703
 And it's just at night.

370
00:12:05.703 --> 00:12:07.103
 It's not like it's something special.

371
00:12:07.103 --> 00:12:07.843
 Hmm.

372
00:12:07.843 --> 00:12:08.443
 Do you know what I mean?

373
00:12:08.443 --> 00:12:13.443
 The Museum of Looted Treasures in town, they have wine nights sometimes.

374
00:12:13.443 --> 00:12:13.523
 Mm-hmm.

375
00:12:13.523 --> 00:12:14.803
 Oh, okay.

376
00:12:14.803 --> 00:12:16.943
 That'd be kind of neat, but we don't drink.

377
00:12:16.943 --> 00:12:17.363
 Yeah.

378
00:12:17.363 --> 00:12:19.663
 Outdoor concert.

379
00:12:19.663 --> 00:12:21.843
 That'd be something I think we'd enjoy.

380
00:12:21.843 --> 00:12:23.963
 Well, once again, you don't like loud.

381
00:12:23.963 --> 00:12:25.103
 It depends on the music.

382
00:12:25.103 --> 00:12:25.703
 Yeah.

383
00:12:25.703 --> 00:12:26.123
 I would say.

384
00:12:26.123 --> 00:12:28.423
 They have those at River Festival.

385
00:12:28.423 --> 00:12:28.983
 Mm-hmm.

386
00:12:28.983 --> 00:12:30.283
 We've never been to one.

387
00:12:30.283 --> 00:12:30.763
 No.

388
00:12:30.763 --> 00:12:33.523
 And I don't know, I don't care about music that much.

389
00:12:33.523 --> 00:12:34.083
 No.

390
00:12:34.083 --> 00:12:35.703
 Something we could try, though.

391
00:12:35.703 --> 00:12:36.703
 I guess.

392
00:12:36.703 --> 00:12:38.263
 Would you like to try that this year?

393
00:12:38.263 --> 00:12:39.643
 Go to River Festival?

394
00:12:39.643 --> 00:12:41.403
 Go to Red Rock or something?

395
00:12:41.403 --> 00:12:43.303
 Go see something in concert?

396
00:12:43.483 --> 00:12:43.543
 Yeah.

397
00:12:43.543 --> 00:12:44.263
 Okay.

398
00:12:44.263 --> 00:12:47.363
 Mark his words, people.

399
00:12:47.363 --> 00:12:51.303
 I'm trying not to sound so enthusiastic next year.

400
00:12:51.303 --> 00:12:54.903
 Next year, when we're doing this again, I guarantee there's not going to be a concert

401
00:12:54.903 --> 00:12:55.583
 that we went to.

402
00:12:55.583 --> 00:12:59.723
 That'll be the main topic of Divorce Court.

403
00:12:59.723 --> 00:13:00.263
 Yeah.

404
00:13:00.263 --> 00:13:03.063
 Picnic in the park.

405
00:13:03.063 --> 00:13:05.543
 That'd be cute.

406
00:13:05.543 --> 00:13:06.703
 We've done that in the past.

407
00:13:06.703 --> 00:13:09.763
 The last time we tried that, it was such a failure.

408
00:13:09.763 --> 00:13:11.423
 It was wrong, too.

409
00:13:11.423 --> 00:13:12.343
 I'm trying to think what happened.

410
00:13:12.343 --> 00:13:13.343
 You didn't like having...

411
00:13:13.343 --> 00:13:16.683
 You didn't like having to walk to the tables, to the picnic tables.

412
00:13:16.683 --> 00:13:17.803
 Oh, that's right.

413
00:13:17.803 --> 00:13:19.143
 Because it was uphill.

414
00:13:19.143 --> 00:13:20.503
 Up and downhill.

415
00:13:20.503 --> 00:13:22.403
 Both ways in the snow.

416
00:13:22.403 --> 00:13:23.963
 So.

417
00:13:23.963 --> 00:13:26.883
 So, I guess we won't ever do that again.

418
00:13:26.883 --> 00:13:28.183
 No, we didn't say that.

419
00:13:28.183 --> 00:13:31.683
 I know I got frustrated because it was like, what's wrong with this table right here?

420
00:13:31.683 --> 00:13:33.243
 And you decided you wanted another table.

421
00:13:33.243 --> 00:13:36.503
 So, we walked by a perfectly fine table to get to this other table.

422
00:13:36.503 --> 00:13:38.003
 I don't remember that.

423
00:13:38.003 --> 00:13:38.863
 Yeah.

424
00:13:38.863 --> 00:13:40.503
 All right.

425
00:13:40.503 --> 00:13:41.923
 Pottery session.

426
00:13:41.923 --> 00:13:43.303
 So, like, uh...

427
00:13:43.303 --> 00:13:45.523
 Basically, like a ghost.

428
00:13:45.523 --> 00:13:47.183
 Is that what they're talking about?

429
00:13:47.183 --> 00:13:47.503
 Mm-hmm.

430
00:13:47.503 --> 00:13:48.023
 Okay.

431
00:13:48.023 --> 00:13:52.443
 So, I mean, you can sit down and get naked and make clay works together?

432
00:13:52.443 --> 00:13:52.943
 Mm-hmm.

433
00:13:52.943 --> 00:13:53.443
 Okay.

434
00:13:53.443 --> 00:13:54.323
 I'm down for that.

435
00:13:54.323 --> 00:13:55.843
 Except for the naked part.

436
00:13:55.843 --> 00:13:56.983
 No, I didn't say that.

437
00:13:56.983 --> 00:13:57.603
 I didn't say that at all.

438
00:13:57.603 --> 00:13:59.123
 Smarty pants.

439
00:13:59.123 --> 00:14:00.203
 Shopping.

440
00:14:00.203 --> 00:14:03.783
 That does not sound like a date idea at all.

441
00:14:03.783 --> 00:14:06.063
 No, it sounds like spending money.

442
00:14:06.063 --> 00:14:11.623
 And if this is somebody unfamiliar, you know, somebody that you're getting to know,

443
00:14:11.623 --> 00:14:13.143
 I mean, you can learn a lot.

444
00:14:13.263 --> 00:14:15.503
 You can learn a lot about somebody by their shopping habits.

445
00:14:15.503 --> 00:14:18.543
 And that could be the end of that relationship right away.

446
00:14:18.543 --> 00:14:19.063
 Oh, yeah.

447
00:14:19.063 --> 00:14:21.503
 Find out a lot about a person that way.

448
00:14:21.503 --> 00:14:22.103
 Mm-hmm.

449
00:14:22.103 --> 00:14:23.063
 So...

450
00:14:23.063 --> 00:14:24.683
 It wouldn't matter how big their dick is.

451
00:14:24.683 --> 00:14:26.363
 Come on, now.

452
00:14:26.363 --> 00:14:27.263
 You know that's not true.

453
00:14:27.263 --> 00:14:28.763
 I'm kidding.

454
00:14:28.763 --> 00:14:31.643
 Spring bloom.

455
00:14:31.643 --> 00:14:33.383
 What is...

456
00:14:33.383 --> 00:14:34.403
 I have no idea.

457
00:14:34.403 --> 00:14:35.043
 Okay.

458
00:14:35.043 --> 00:14:35.963
 Yeah, I have no idea.

459
00:14:35.963 --> 00:14:39.443
 Maybe that should have been in there with arboretum.

460
00:14:39.443 --> 00:14:40.443
 Mm-hmm.

461
00:14:40.443 --> 00:14:42.043
 Stargazing trip.

462
00:14:43.223 --> 00:14:44.623
 Haven't we done that in the past?

463
00:14:44.623 --> 00:14:46.483
 With what husband?

464
00:14:46.483 --> 00:14:47.423
 No, okay.

465
00:14:47.423 --> 00:14:52.043
 We've looked at the eclipses.

466
00:14:52.043 --> 00:14:52.923
 Yes.

467
00:14:52.923 --> 00:14:53.583
 Okay.

468
00:14:53.583 --> 00:14:55.643
 We've done that twice.

469
00:14:55.643 --> 00:14:56.483
 Mm-hmm.

470
00:14:56.483 --> 00:15:02.203
 The problem with stargazing is you have to get far, far, far from town.

471
00:15:02.203 --> 00:15:03.183
 Mm-hmm.

472
00:15:03.183 --> 00:15:05.623
 Where there's not as much light pollution.

473
00:15:05.623 --> 00:15:06.643
 Mm-hmm.

474
00:15:06.643 --> 00:15:13.183
 And it's dark and it's cold, and then you have to drive home in the dark and the cold.

475
00:15:13.303 --> 00:15:14.763
 Yeah, it's...

476
00:15:14.763 --> 00:15:16.563
 It doesn't make for a very romantic thing.

477
00:15:16.563 --> 00:15:21.443
 If you're not into astronomy a lot, I don't...

478
00:15:21.443 --> 00:15:27.683
 Maybe if we all got on a bus, you know, and they took us somewhere, that would...

479
00:15:27.683 --> 00:15:29.703
 Make a trip, like picking a van out of it.

480
00:15:29.703 --> 00:15:30.183
 Mm-hmm.

481
00:15:30.183 --> 00:15:30.783
 Hmm.

482
00:15:30.783 --> 00:15:32.163
 Sunbathing.

483
00:15:32.163 --> 00:15:32.943
 Hmm.

484
00:15:32.943 --> 00:15:34.343
 No, you're right.

485
00:15:34.343 --> 00:15:36.783
 I figured that would be fun that way, but that would be the only way to do it.

486
00:15:36.783 --> 00:15:38.463
 You fell asleep, didn't you?

487
00:15:38.463 --> 00:15:40.323
 No, I was just thinking about that.

488
00:15:40.323 --> 00:15:41.263
 But you...

489
00:15:41.263 --> 00:15:43.143
 How many people will we need to actually...

490
00:15:43.143 --> 00:15:43.583
 How should I do it?

491
00:15:43.583 --> 00:15:44.703
 Sunbathing.

492
00:15:44.703 --> 00:15:46.123
 No, stargazing.

493
00:15:46.123 --> 00:15:47.503
 Okay, forget it.

494
00:15:47.503 --> 00:15:47.863
 Yes, you must have fallen asleep.

495
00:15:47.863 --> 00:15:49.023
 Okay, then I must have fallen asleep.

496
00:15:49.023 --> 00:15:49.883
 Okay, sunbathing.

497
00:15:49.883 --> 00:15:51.163
 I apologize.

498
00:15:51.163 --> 00:15:52.843
 Sunbathing as a group.

499
00:15:52.843 --> 00:15:54.243
 Sounds boring.

500
00:15:54.243 --> 00:15:56.123
 Well, sunbathing is boring, period.

501
00:15:56.123 --> 00:15:57.183
 It is.

502
00:15:57.183 --> 00:16:01.543
 I grew up on the beach and I couldn't do it.

503
00:16:01.543 --> 00:16:06.983
 My sister and mom would do it all the time, but now they get to pay the price because

504
00:16:06.983 --> 00:16:11.643
 now they have to go to the dermatologist and get cancer removed from them all the time.

505
00:16:11.643 --> 00:16:13.103
 So, yeah.

506
00:16:13.103 --> 00:16:13.823
 I'm not a sunbather.

507
00:16:13.823 --> 00:16:14.483
 It never happened.

508
00:16:14.483 --> 00:16:15.083
 It never will be.

509
00:16:15.083 --> 00:16:17.743
 I have done it, but it's boring.

510
00:16:17.743 --> 00:16:18.563
 Okay.

511
00:16:18.563 --> 00:16:20.663
 Themed movie marathon.

512
00:16:20.663 --> 00:16:22.683
 I've done this so many times.

513
00:16:22.683 --> 00:16:24.443
 I mean, would you do them?

514
00:16:24.443 --> 00:16:26.003
 At a theater?

515
00:16:26.003 --> 00:16:27.443
 No, at home.

516
00:16:27.443 --> 00:16:28.463
 Oh, at home.

517
00:16:28.463 --> 00:16:34.103
 I can't get you in a theater to watch an hour-long movie, let alone a marathon.

518
00:16:34.103 --> 00:16:35.343
 Well, I have to pee.

519
00:16:35.343 --> 00:16:35.963
 I know.

520
00:16:35.963 --> 00:16:38.643
 They won't stop the movie when I have to pee.

521
00:16:38.643 --> 00:16:39.703
 Why won't they?

522
00:16:39.703 --> 00:16:41.463
 Because there's other people there.

523
00:16:43.063 --> 00:16:44.883
 But you want to do this movie marathon at home?

524
00:16:44.883 --> 00:16:49.763
 So, yeah, I wouldn't even go to a theater for an hour, let alone ten hours.

525
00:16:49.763 --> 00:16:52.003
 Would you do a movie scene at home, though?

526
00:16:52.003 --> 00:16:53.263
 I suppose.

527
00:16:53.263 --> 00:16:54.183
 Okay.

528
00:16:54.183 --> 00:16:56.063
 I could watch you sleep through them.

529
00:16:56.063 --> 00:16:57.643
 Shut up.

530
00:16:57.643 --> 00:17:01.223
 I can't say anything because it's true.

531
00:17:01.223 --> 00:17:04.083
 Volunteering together.

532
00:17:04.083 --> 00:17:09.283
 We can't find time to do anything together, let alone volunteer at something.

533
00:17:09.283 --> 00:17:10.543
 Good point.

534
00:17:10.543 --> 00:17:12.043
 So.

535
00:17:12.043 --> 00:17:15.583
 And what could either one of us do?

536
00:17:15.583 --> 00:17:17.103
 What do you mean?

537
00:17:17.103 --> 00:17:18.203
 Watch a sunset?

538
00:17:18.203 --> 00:17:19.003
 No.

539
00:17:19.003 --> 00:17:20.023
 I'm kidding.

540
00:17:20.023 --> 00:17:22.523
 That's the last one.

541
00:17:22.523 --> 00:17:23.883
 Watching a sunset.

542
00:17:23.883 --> 00:17:24.983
 That's cute.

543
00:17:24.983 --> 00:17:26.463
 Also boring.

544
00:17:26.463 --> 00:17:26.983
 Yeah.

545
00:17:26.983 --> 00:17:28.143
 All of these are boring.

546
00:17:28.143 --> 00:17:30.443
 It's pretty close to sunbathing, I think.

547
00:17:30.443 --> 00:17:30.943
 Mm-hmm.

548
00:17:30.943 --> 00:17:32.723
 Yeah, a lot of these are pretty boring.

549
00:17:32.723 --> 00:17:40.243
 I suppose this list would be okay for somebody who is just starting out dating with someone.

550
00:17:40.243 --> 00:17:41.743
 Learning them.

551
00:17:42.003 --> 00:17:44.163
 Learning about them.

552
00:17:44.163 --> 00:17:44.883
 Mm-hmm.

553
00:17:44.883 --> 00:17:45.283
 Yeah.

554
00:17:45.283 --> 00:17:47.123
 Not so much for us.

555
00:17:47.123 --> 00:17:47.543
 No.

556
00:17:47.543 --> 00:17:48.603
 We're too old.

557
00:17:48.603 --> 00:17:49.903
 Hags.

558
00:17:49.903 --> 00:17:52.443
 What are your final thoughts on this list?

559
00:17:52.443 --> 00:17:53.883
 I think it's cute.

560
00:17:53.883 --> 00:17:57.303
 I think there's some really cute ideas, but that's about it.

561
00:17:57.303 --> 00:18:03.843
 Like you said, we've done a lot of these things in some way, some sort of way, but it's...

562
00:18:03.843 --> 00:18:06.103
 How about doing a podcast as a date night?

563
00:18:06.103 --> 00:18:06.763
 There you go.

564
00:18:06.763 --> 00:18:09.183
 Well, you just do 174 of them.

565
00:18:11.963 --> 00:18:14.223
 You got a joke for us this week?

566
00:18:14.223 --> 00:18:18.603
 How can you be sure you will always have a date on a Saturday night?

567
00:18:18.603 --> 00:18:20.743
 Hmm.

568
00:18:20.743 --> 00:18:22.063
 Get married.

569
00:18:22.063 --> 00:18:24.643
 Buy a calendar.

570
00:18:24.643 --> 00:18:26.263
 That's good.

571
00:18:26.263 --> 00:18:26.863
 That's smart.

572
00:18:26.863 --> 00:18:29.323
 All right.

573
00:18:29.323 --> 00:18:34.183
 This was episode 174 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.

574
00:18:34.183 --> 00:18:35.203
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575
00:18:35.203 --> 00:18:35.663
 This is Curadh.

576
00:18:35.663 --> 00:18:36.343
 Goodbye.

577
00:18:36.343 --> 00:18:36.803
 Goodbye.

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00:18:36.803 --> 00:18:37.643
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